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Keep up appearances whatever you do. - Charles Dickens

Zoroastrianism - **** happens half the time.

Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.

Julia Child does it with asparagus and Hollandaise sauce.

Virgin, n. - Someone who only has sex once

Yo'momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

We should do something with Frank's head & mail it to him. - Hawkeye

I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!

When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.

I'll show you balls! - Dr. Forrester

I wanna kick this movie in the groin!  Crow T. Robot

Xpress Yourself!

<KNOCKING>   Who is it?-Scully   Steven Speilberg!--LOL!!> ... As if
*I* didn't have to look it up, myself!! ... And I

VM systems programmers DO IT with emulated devices

Confucius Say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab

Keep playing with your floppy and you'll go blind

"Die with honor, O'Brien."  Tosk

RUSSIAN TENNIS SHOES: IVAN ODOR(l)

Quick!  I see a moderator!  Change the subject, FAST!

Don't scare them! - Odo

Gillfriend: a fish that comes back to you

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Just because I can't explain it doesn't mean... they were UFOs" - DS

Error 1424: Reserved for future errors.

Rush Limbaugh wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later.

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