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You're destroying a lot of illusions. -- Alan Grant

Liberals: If it doesn't make sense, call it economics or psychology

WBIBTW #22. A beer doesn't care when you come

Klansperson, n. - A racist who is not sexist

Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! Shut up and comb your
face!

Zed, it's Maynard.  The spider just caught a coupla flies

Oh gad! Not Troi's mother again! -Entire Crew

Each TAGLINE contains only ten calories

God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.

My God man. We've become a tourist attraction. --Londo.

David Letterman is great

Unzip...expand...explode... What kind of pervert is behind this???

Last words: "What's the duration of this Fly spell?"

PHILOSOPHERS think they do it

Name me one gun control law that reduced crime

Beware!  I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.

Escape? I didn't realize I was trapped.

Best time to kick a man is when he's down. - Mr. Perfect

You will live to see your grandchildren

Def: Barometer: Instrument which shows the weather we are having

Z-MODEM: What you hook up to ze phone.

Ghostrider, this is Strike, we got two inbound recipes at 0-1-0

FIDO lie #18 My Sysop enjoys reading all my posts.

To the depths of the deepest C

Pornography? I don't even have a pornograph!

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