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Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen again!

"Bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. -- Thomas
Carlyle

My modem is Baroque.  Please call Bach later.

A Fax/Data modem lets a computer see, hear and talk!

NEWS! Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is
never sure.   Proverb

What do you call those? Flavius Maximus

URA Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants

Hey Bill!If I'm so rich, why am I still working?

VIRUS ERROR: Windoze found. You're in enough trouble already

Deleted file CLINTON.SYS... USA program restarted.

Zenocide: the killing of ancient philosophers.

No!  Not the chocolate-ripple! #*%&&&  NO DERRIERE

Nuclear bombs...may they rust in peace!

Virgin, n.:  An ugly third grader

To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row

BEWARE - Tagline Thief Tomasek is in this echo!

Xmas Carol >> Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...Barney's the king of Israel.

Never review the troops until you know whose troops they are

You don't need Windows 95 to corrupt a politician

Old age is not for sissies.    (Niven's Law #19)

Your following me around isn't going to help my paranoia.

Whats the difference between an idiot and a smoker?   Ans. NOTHING!

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