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PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
Like the view? It's all yours for a small price

Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth... EXCELLENT!  NOT!

Learn 3 clean jokes. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

Q to Picard: Morning darling!  [They are both in bed.]

A man who hates cats and children can't be all bad

Bash her?!  No, I said Bashir!  Stop hitting Jadzia!

Unlucky: Your fairy godmother says that the ball was last night.

Xyzzy  --  nothing happens

Oxymoron: nuclear safety

I'm gonna track my husband.  He left without my permission

Be bold in what you stand for and careful who you fall for.

US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.

Borger King:  Have it our way, your way is irrevelant

Veni, Vidi, Vilify:        I Came, I Saw, I Cursed

Lie: The program is bug free.

Quarantine:  Traditional four-masted plague ship.

SEX, the breakfast of champions !

N-O-I-S-E  The Conservative Voice -

Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber. -- Duck Trek

Humans with a Vulcan! You're from the future! Gary Seven

Pentium slogan: It's a feature, not a bug.

BENJI!! Don't play in traffic!! *bark*bar#$#$@ NO TERRIER

Virginity:  A curable congenital defect

&   <:=======   -Snake stalking ampersand

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