XPost: talk.atheism, alt.flame.jesus.christ, alt.atheism   
   From: ben@trumpetpower.com   
      
   Traitor ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
      
    > Masked Avenger wrote:   
    >> Traitor ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
    >>> Masked Avenger wrote:   
    >>>> Traitor ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
    >>>>> Uncle Vic wrote:   
    >>>>>> Traitor ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
    >>>>>>> David V. wrote:   
    >>>>>>>> Traitor ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
    >>>>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>>>> One of my atheist friends once told me   
    >>>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>>> Liar. You have no friends.   
    >>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> Yes, I  do. If someone says  they have friends,  then they   
    >>>>>>> have friends.   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> Riiiight.  Much in  the same way that if  someone says they   
    >>>>>> have gods, then they have gods.   
    >>>>>   
    >>>>> That's not any proof that I don't have friends.   
    >>>>   
    >>>> You just don't  get it do you Dr. Asswipe  .......... YOU are   
    >>>> the one  claiming to have friends  ..... YOU have to  back up   
    >>>> that claim with  some evidence, before anyone  will accept it   
    >>>> ....... we don't have to prove or disprove anything .......   
    >>>   
    >>> Why are you so unwilling to believe that I have friends?   
    >>>   
    >>> Why are you  so lacking of trust?  Why would  I be lying about   
    >>> the fact of having friends?   
    >>   
    >> Because you are a known liar,  you have to use sock puppets ...   
    >> a sure sign  you have something to hide ....  you can't provide   
    >> ONE iota of evidence to support  anything you say ..... oh ....   
    >> and you're an in-your-face christian dickhead....   
    >   
    > I am not trying to convert you.   
      
   Well, you sure as Asshit ain't doin' a very good job at it, that's   
   for sure. You blow your credibility at every fucking opportunity.   
      
   I  mean--dude! If you  told  me  that the  Pope  is Catholic,  I'd   
   suspect  he's really  a plant  by some  noble organization  that's   
   trying to bring down the church once and for all.   
      
    > I am just sharing stories that my adopted sister told me.   
      
   Get a grip--how the fuck  could your imaginary adopted sister tell   
   you what you  weren't doing in that foxhole  you never saw? Oh...I   
   get it, now....   
      
    > I was once  an atheist myself. until I started  serving with the   
    > Intelligence  Unit. As a  matter of  fact, when  I entered  that   
    > foxhole, my faith in God grew stronger and I prayed more.   
      
   It is  now your patriotic  duty to immediately hand  yourself over   
   for custody to the nearest uniformed soldier you can find.   
      
   If this unit you served with  is so secret that you can't identify   
   it, then you're in violation of so many orders it ain't even funny   
   just by  revealing that you  were a member of  it. You're probably   
   even guilty  of treason...and  we all  know what  the Constitution   
   says we can do to traitors during wartime, no?   
      
   So,  traitor  Asshat,  are  you   gonna  do  the  right  thing  by   
   your  country?   I'll be  waiting  for  news  of  you to  hit  the   
   wires--that'll convince me that you aren't  as full of shit as you   
   smell like.   
      
   Cheers,   
      
   b&   
      
   --   
   EAC Memographer   
   BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy   
   ``All but God can prove this sentence true.''   
      
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