XPost: talk.atheism, alt.flame.jesus.christ, alt.atheism   
   From: ben@trumpetpower.com   
      
   Father Haskell wrote:   
      
    > ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
    >> Robibnikoff wrote:   
    >>> ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
    >>>>   
    >>>> Me and my family, we were raised to be respectful and not ask   
    >>>> questions like that.   
    >>>   
    >>> Who gives a shit?   
    >>   
    >> Rest of the world does.   
    >   
    > Rest  of the  world  would line  up  5 blocks  to  shit on  your   
    > religion.   
      
   Erm...and just how the fuck are we supposed to fit four and a half   
   billion  people into  five blocks? Even  figuring one-mile  blocks   
   like we have here in the  Valley of the Sun, that's still 0.00006"   
   per person--or a thirtieth of the width of a human hair! We'd need   
   a hundred thousand  people across just to give everybody  a half a   
   foot from nose to nose!   
      
   And then, what're we gonna do with all that shit? I mean, even if we   
   only figure a very modest two cups of shit per person, that's over 75   
   /million/ cubic feet! That's a cube a mile and a half on a side--all   
   full of shit!   
      
    > And pay $20 for the privilege.   
      
   Well,  if  you've   actually  got  a  plan  to   make  90  billion   
   dollars--count me  in! Where do I  sign up? Shit, I'd  even shovel   
   some of that shit for a big enough slice of the gross....   
      
   Cheers,   
      
   b&   
      
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