XPost: talk.atheism, alt.flame.jesus.christ, alt.atheism   
   From: ben@trumpetpower.com   
      
   St. Jackanapes wrote:   
      
    > Ærchie wrote:   
    >> Ben Goren wrote:   
    >>> David V. wrote:   
    >>>> St. Jackanapes wrote:   
    >>>>> Christian Medicine wrote:   
    >>>>>> Ærchie wrote:   
    >>>>>>> ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
    >>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>>> Your accusations are unprovable.   
    >>>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>>> You also have  not been to college as long  as I have, so   
    >>>>>>>> your reasoning skills are obviously subpar.   
    >>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> So - again  we ask - which college have  you been skulking   
    >>>>>>> around for so long?   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
    >>>>>> granted peace.   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> You do know that you not  get a PH.D from a college, don't   
    >>>>>>> you?   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
    >>>>>> granted peace.   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> Are you the paedophile school caretaker we read about last   
    >>>>>>> year?   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
    >>>>>> granted peace.   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> Is Lisa still one of the students at that college?   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
    >>>>>> granted peace.   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> Did  you  admit your  paedophilia  to  the Canadian  Armed   
    >>>>>>> Forces?   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
    >>>>>> granted peace.   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> Have you ever thought of joining  a church so that you can   
    >>>>>>> indulge your paedophilia with no fear of getting caught?   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
    >>>>>> granted peace.   
    >>>>>   
    >>>>> I'm praying  that this repetitive  idiot gets run over  by a   
    >>>>> speeding bus.   
    >>>>   
    >>>> I hope  that doesn't wreck the  bus. Why waste a good  bus on   
    >>>> the guy?   
    >>>   
    >>> That depends.   
    >>>   
    >>> How many empty seats are there on the bus?   
    >>   
    >> It is a  bus full of christains  on it's way to  a meeting with   
    >> Pat Robertson   
    >   
    > That means his death is fulfilling a biblical prophecy.   
      
   Ah, yes. Mad Jew 5:9, ``Blessed are the cheesemakers.''   
      
   And,  as we  all know,  the ancient  Geek phrased  that's commonly   
   translated  as ``cheesemakers''  is ``b'uldjite,''  which /really/   
   should be translated  as, ``one from whose mouth  comes the cheese   
   of the  ass.''  Of course,  in a similar  vein, the Geek  word for   
   ``blessed''  is  ``phirkin,'' which  can  best  be understood  as,   
   ``about to  meet one's destiny''  and most commonly was  used when   
   said destiny was at the base of a cliff.   
      
   So there  should be  absolutely no doubt  in anybody's  mind that,   
   when  Mad  Jew  wrote,  ``phirkin  g'damt  b'uldjite,''  he  meant   
   that--exactly as Ærchie wrote--a bunch of Christers would soon die   
   in a tragic accident. Okay, so he as  a bit off on the timing, but   
   surely we can excuse him for /that/ minor detail, no?   
      
   Cheers,   
      
   b&   
      
   --   
   EAC Memographer   
   BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy   
   ``All but God can prove this sentence true.''   
      
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