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   The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with   
   any sense had already left town. Yet  Ben Goren  was standin' in the   
   doorway saying:   
      
   >St. Jackanapes wrote:   
   >   
   > > Ærchie wrote:   
   > >> Ben Goren wrote:   
   > >>> David V. wrote:   
   > >>>> St. Jackanapes wrote:   
   > >>>>> Christian Medicine wrote:   
   > >>>>>> Ærchie wrote:   
   > >>>>>>> ``Doc'' Asshat wrote:   
   > >>>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>>> Your accusations are unprovable.   
   > >>>>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>>> You also have  not been to college as long  as I have, so   
   > >>>>>>>> your reasoning skills are obviously subpar.   
   > >>>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>> So - again  we ask - which college have  you been skulking   
   > >>>>>>> around for so long?   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
   > >>>>>> granted peace.   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>> You do know that you not  get a PH.D from a college, don't   
   > >>>>>>> you?   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
   > >>>>>> granted peace.   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>> Are you the paedophile school caretaker we read about last   
   > >>>>>>> year?   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
   > >>>>>> granted peace.   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>> Is Lisa still one of the students at that college?   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
   > >>>>>> granted peace.   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>> Did  you  admit your  paedophilia  to  the Canadian  Armed   
   > >>>>>>> Forces?   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
   > >>>>>> granted peace.   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>>> Have you ever thought of joining  a church so that you can   
   > >>>>>>> indulge your paedophilia with no fear of getting caught?   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>> Let us  pray to the  lord for this  sinner, that he  may be   
   > >>>>>> granted peace.   
   > >>>>>   
   > >>>>> I'm praying  that this repetitive  idiot gets run over  by a   
   > >>>>> speeding bus.   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>> I hope  that doesn't wreck the  bus. Why waste a good  bus on   
   > >>>> the guy?   
   > >>>   
   > >>> That depends.   
   > >>>   
   > >>> How many empty seats are there on the bus?   
   > >>   
   > >> It is a  bus full of christains  on it's way to  a meeting with   
   > >> Pat Robertson   
   > >   
   > > That means his death is fulfilling a biblical prophecy.   
   >   
   >Ah, yes. Mad Jew 5:9, ``Blessed are the cheesemakers.''   
   >   
   >And,  as we  all know,  the ancient  Geek phrased  that's commonly   
   >translated  as ``cheesemakers''  is ``b'uldjite,''  which /really/   
   >should be translated  as, ``one from whose mouth  comes the cheese   
   >of the  ass.''  Of course,  in a similar  vein, the Geek  word for   
   >``blessed''  is  ``phirkin,'' which  can  best  be understood  as,   
   >``about to  meet one's destiny''  and most commonly was  used when   
   >said destiny was at the base of a cliff.   
   >   
   >So there  should be  absolutely no doubt  in anybody's  mind that,   
   >when  Mad  Jew  wrote,  ``phirkin  g'damt  b'uldjite,''  he  meant   
   >that--exactly as Ærchie wrote--a bunch of Christers would soon die   
   >in a tragic accident. Okay, so he as  a bit off on the timing, but   
   >surely we can excuse him for /that/ minor detail, no?   
   >   
   >Cheers,   
   >   
   >b&   
      
   I couldn't have phrased it better myself -   
      
   Sounds just like some Papal Bull   
      
      
   Pope Ærchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way   
      
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