From: jamesatemple@texascellnet.com   
      
   "ralph"  wrote in message   
   news:FGt+xKARbYlEFwj+@eddlewood.demon.co.uk...   
      
   > With love from Texas?   
      
   Well, I'll be hogtied!  How in the world did you remember my ol' signature   
   line, Ralph?  Yep!  That'd be me ~ still alive and kickin'.   
      
   I ain't any prettier, though.  Fact is, I was born ugly and began to lose   
   ground immediately.  My ol' pal, Robert, from the ol' guitar store came by   
   the other day and asked if I'd like to ride around for a while in his new   
   "ride".  I asked whether he was motivated to invite me because of my   
   sparklin' wit, my sagacity, or my superior conversational skills.  He said,   
   "Nope, you're so damned ugly it makes me look good".  Ah, its always a   
   pleasure to help a friend out.   
      
   Love from Texas,   
   Jim Temple   
      
      
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