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   From: archive23@pphotmail.com   
      
   The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with   
   any sense had already left town. Yet  Father Haskell  was standin' in the   
   doorway saying:   
      
   >Ærchie wrote:   
   >>   
   >> I told you - everything I have said to you before now was to test you.   
   >>   
   >> And I am YOUR Guardian Angel. Not your adopted sister's. She has her own   
   >> Guardian Angel and God knows who that Angel is.   
   >   
   >I feel your constant pain.   
   >   
   >As Chris' officially appointed guardian angel, are you   
   >required to look away when he's jerking off?   
      
   I do out of shame. A true believer in God would never jer - err - mastur -   
   umm - do that sort of thing.   
   >   
   >> As for your bronchitis, God sends many challenges through our lives. I am   
   >> not God, I am only your Guardian Angel.   
   >>   
   >> You will not grow until you accept who I am.   
   >   
   >Prove he's not your guardian angel, Chris.   
      
   No, Chris has to accept that I am his Guardian Angel. I am not permitted to   
   offer proof, I simply have to state the facts and Chris must accept them   
   through his faith. Should he have doubts then he could be tested again.   
      
   That avian flu pandemic is getting closer. It could be all Chris' fault.   
      
   Ærchie   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)