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   XPost: alt.atheism   
   From: larry_jackowski@DESPAMhotmail.com   
      
   In alt.flame.jesus.christ, possible knuckehead Father   
   Haskell said...   
      
   >   
   > >>>>LordCo<<<< wrote:   
   > > For quite some time, Chris Assaf has been making outlandish claims and   
   > > then challenging doubters to 'prove him wrong'.  I decided to give it   
   > > a shot.   
   > >   
   > > Since May, I have been researching Chris.  I've found his many   
   > > sock-puppets, read his postings on usenet and message boards dating   
   > > back over 3 years and found several full profiles that he filled out   
   > > on various sites.  I also recruited some friends across Canada to   
   > > write letters to institutions requesting information to verify some of   
   > > his claims.  We were even able to get his address and phone number.   
   > >   
   > > So that as many people as possible can enjoy this, I've added a few   
   > > more groups that Chris has been posting in recently.   
   > >   
   > > Now, let's get to work.   
   > >   
   > > ---   
   > >   
   > > 1.  Chris has an adopted sister named Karin.  She is a blind,   
   > > professional wrestler   
   > >   
   > > STATUS: LIE   
   >   
   > Too bad, she might have been an amazing fuck.   
   >   
   > Did you check out the part where Chris got his amazing powers from   
   > being bitten by a radioactive lorikeet?  That part's true, even if the   
   > rest is bullshit.   
      
   Radioactive lorikeets are a menace to mankind!   
      
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   St. Jackanapes   
   Misanthropist and Christ Hater   
   ~Bearer of The One True Holy Liver~   
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