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   XPost: alt.atheism, alt.agnosticism   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Apr 25, 2019, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2271569C0D66061F70000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > With the above corrections I will try again and follow up   
   > again when the assisted shaktipat supposedly has occurred.   
      
   Ordination by ALL occurred between 0250 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019   
   to 0439 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019. At about 0435 GMT/UTC I   
   felt a rush/slap on my head and divined by perineum click   
   divination that that meant that I was ordained by ALL. Supposedly   
   others ordained by ALL would have had a similar experience.   
      
   ALL then expanded the descriptive list of assisted shaktipat   
   recipient into a list of individuals by 0519 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.   
      
   Then ALL delivered the assisted shaktipat to the recipients   
   by 0554 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.   
      
   Then ALL released the assisted shaktipat recipients (but not me   
   yet) from the low years by 0602 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.   
      
   I then did a heart chakra radiation to all the recipients and   
   tried to cause their heart chakras to radiate to one another   
   and to me and then to radiate to all of gdnabasedspecies.   
   I then did a handshake association of all the recipients   
   with Gaia the Earth. I then did a mesh handshake imagining   
   links from each of the recipients and me to each other of   
   the recipients and me. This was complete by 0608 GMT.   
      
   Then supposedly ALL delivered a perineum click or analogy   
   immediately followed by a shakti/kundalini buzz/rush to   
   each of the recipients by 0620 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.   
      
   There are over a million recipients, and the number of the   
   recipients ordained by ALL is greater than the number   
   of recipients who are not ordained by ALL.   
      
   The recipients should now have all of my special abilities   
   and special connections, plus any they had which I do   
   not have, plus matchmaking ability which I have had   
   but currently do not have, though I hope it will return.   
   Also many of them have specialized training which will   
   allow them to make good use of the abilities and   
   connections.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “And if I shed a tear I won’t cage it/I won’t fear love   
   And if I feel a rage I won’t deny it/I won’t fear love" (Sarah McLachlan)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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