From: RobertArvay@msn.com   
      
   Dear Infidel Dogs;   
      
   You have committed the crime of killing our guy who was killing your people.    
   This will not be tolerated.  Just for that, we are going to keep killing your   
   people.  That will show you.   
      
   You should know that, just before you killed Soleimani, we were going to stop   
   killing your people.  We really were.  But, just as we were about to stop   
   killing your people, you killed the guy who was killing your people, but who   
   was about to stop.  He    
   really was.   
      
   This is a warning.  If you kill any more of our people who are killing your   
   people, but who are about to stop, (and they all are), then we will kill your   
   people.   
      
   This is all Trump’s fault.  Just ask the news reporters who blame Trump for   
   everything.  And ask the Hollywood movie stars who blame Trump for everything   
   while doing nude scenes in their movies for which we will kill them after we   
   have killed all the    
   people who do not blame Trump for everything.  And most of all, ask the   
   Democrats, especially the two Muslim congresswomen who have been seen in   
   public without their male relatives, for which we will stone them.   
      
   Trump is eager for war.  If he had been president in 1941, he would have   
   started a war with Hitler.  Think about that.  Think about all the people who   
   would have died.  It would have been Trump’s fault.   
      
   Some of your intelligence officials are spreading the rumor that Soleimani was   
   about to kill a large number of Americans and Iraqis.  While this rumor is   
   true, they neglect to point out that, right after Soleimani would have killed   
   a large number of    
   Americans and Iraqis, he was going to stop.  He really was.  Seriously.   
      
   But Trump ruined all that.  He killed Soleimani, and because of that, we have   
   to kill large numbers of Americans and Iraqis, just like we were going to do   
   anyway, but after that, we were going to stop.  Really.  I mean it.   
      
   If you surrender now, there is a chance that we will stop killing your   
   people.  Really.  Okay, that’s a bit of terrorist humor there, but surrender   
   anyway.   
      
   After we stop killing you, we will start up again.  It’s Trump’s fault.    
   Everything is.   
      
   Sincerely,   
   Ali (just call me Al) Khamenei   
      
   P.S.  What’s that sound I hear?  It’s getting louder.     
   I think it’s coming this ---   
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