“Law enforcement agencies in two different countries have told me, via   
   private correspondences, that your question constitutes admission of   
   complicity in a series of Russian-backed, banana related assassinations.   
   Don’t ask me which agencies, or how    
   to contact them. They have deputized me to tell you the details of your   
   pending arrest, but I’m not telling you sh*t! If you want more detail,   
   you’ll have to meet me in court! Which court? I’m not telling. By the way,   
   have you stopped beating your    
   wife?”   
   —Shaykh al-Shuyukh, Amir al-Umara’ al-Mu’minin, Niña Vahid ᶜAzl   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)