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   Nathan Ab-e-Keer to All   
   On the Mystical Extradition to the Imagi   
   12 Jan 20 09:43:24   
   
   From: nathanabookire@gmail.com   
      
   In recent posts, our intrepid Prophet Nima Sadra Hazini aka NUR aka Wahid Azal   
   (lol) has discussed the topic of the permanently impending extradition of   
   myself and Mr. Denis Giron to what basically amounts to the country of his   
   choice since none of this    
   bears any resemblance to an independent or objective reality of real events.   
      
   Be not alarmed, ya ayyuha'ladheena aminoo! Our Grand Sheikh of the Fatimiya   
   Sufi Order (lol) here does not mean a literal curfluffle with actual   
   authorities over real crimes. Rather this is an allegory for the enlightening   
   of the nafs through a change in    
   spiritual station.    
      
   In our tariqah, the Fatimiya Sufi Order (lol) of which I, too, am an   
   authorized sheikh in the Owaisi lineage and sent by Sayyidah Fatima (ع) to   
   reclaim Her name from the filth that has been using it, we use allegories to   
   script the movements of the soul    
   through the metaphysical realms of Allah's multiverse.    
      
   Our Grand Sheikh has taught us the way of Reverse Melameti Sufism. In   
   traditional Melamet, one acts in such a way as to attract blame to one's self   
   and so humble the ego. Sheikh Nima Sadra Hazini aka NUR aka Wahid Azal   
   practices this doctrine while also    
   innovating the reverse way of casting blame onto others who, ideally, should   
   also practice traditional Melameti Sufism once their station is raised.    
      
   When he speaks of our impending extradition for alleged crimes that no actual   
   government has investigated or found to have happened, he is merely   
   propounding a teaching for the ultimate fan fi'llah of us all.    
      
   Indeed, whilst my embodied nafs wastes away in the spiritual desert of   
   Amreeka, he offers that my nafs be extradited and purged of all that is not   
   Allah to the station of Allemania, where angels in Stasi uniforms will   
   question me of all that I have done    
   or not done within the dreamworld Hurqalya of the Grand Ayahuascuero Sheikh.   
   They will then purify me and my station will be raised to that of the Azali   
   station and I will be able to practice Reverse Melameti tasawwuf as well. So   
   too shall Giron.    
      
   In the Name of Allah, the Mendacious, the Blame-Casting. Amin.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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