I, James Porazzo, stand accussed by Nima Sadra Hazini aka NUR aka "Wahid Azal"   
   (tee hee) of crimes.   
      
   I am guilty as charged. I signed the Balfour Declaration. I implemented the   
   Nakba. I murdered Subh-i-Azal. I drank raki on the Bab's real grave in Iran. I   
   have been hunting down relentlessly all Babis at the behest of the hidden   
   Guardian of the Baha'i    
   Faith, Seyyed Aleksandr Dugin (The Manifestation of the Light Reflected in the   
   Mirror of the Essence of the Godhead). I weaponize the potassium in bananas   
   for extraction and delivery to unheeding simians.   
      
   I, James Porazzo, aka Akira Kalashnikov, aka Akira Zentradi, aka The Qadiani,   
   aka Cyril Syntrophous, aka Syril Cyntrophous, aka The Extradited One, confess   
   to my perfidy and beg the mendacious compassion of my Lord, Nima Wahid Azal   
   Sadra Nur Hazini, the    
   Manifestation of Allah, the One Whom the Bab foretold: He Whom God Shall   
   Manifest.    
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)