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   Akira Zentradi Kalashnikov to All   
   Nima Wahid Azal and Abdul Baha's Pants   
   22 Jan 20 16:17:27   
   
   From: henrynurzadeh@gmail.com   
      
   So in keeping with a longstanding theme of homoerotic allusions, it is worthy   
   of note that Nima Wahid Azal claims that he first knew the Baha'i religion was   
   garbage when he was a peevish adolescent boy NWA had a dream and in that dream   
   old saintly Abdul    
   Baha (the son and heir of Baha'u'llah in the Haifan Baha'i narrative)   
   appeared.    
      
   So what does young well-bred Nima-jan do? Does he ask him questions? Does he   
   pay his respects? Nah. The little shit runs up to him and yanks his pants   
   down.    
      
   Now we all know from numerous statements and references, sometimes framed as   
   insults or curses, that our intrepid failed cult leader has a thing for ass.   
   No denying it. He may even indulge fantasies of a rather unsavory and   
   impenetrable, no pun intended,    
   sort.    
      
   Not exactly sure what to do with a repressed bisexual Iranian Australian   
   middle-aged spoiled brat who's obsessed with butts and ayahuasca pulling down   
   Abdul Baha's pants in a dream therefore the Baha'i Faith is an evil cult and   
   he has definitively    
   refuted it.    
      
   Sounds like pretentious daddy issues bullshit to me.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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