XPost: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy, alt.philosophy.zen   
   From: tanghuyen@gmail.com   
      
   On 7/30/2016 7:18 PM, Sanford M. Manley wrote:   
      
   > I tell a joke all the time:   
   >   
   > "I have developed the ULTIMATE Martial Art!"   
   >   
   > (pause)   
   >   
   > "When bad things happen, I am somewhere else."   
   >   
   > 100 percent of serious martial artists and their   
   > teachers I have met smile and nod.   
      
   Moths dive into the flame, however.   
      
   Tang Huyen   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)