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   Sanford M. Manley to Ned Ludd   
   Re: "Onanistic Science"   
   30 Aug 16 14:11:26   
   
   XPost: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy, alt.philosophy.taoism, alt.philosophy.zen   
   From: ansaman@gmail.com   
      
   On 08/30/2016 11:55 AM, Ned Ludd wrote:   
   >  Therefore, in terms of the primary definition of the term,   
   > I am very 'onanistic', in that I am very much in favor of   
   > contraception.  Timing the removal of a "squirting" and   
   > "oozing" penis (to use your terms), in order to prevent   
   > conception, however, is a mission fraught with extreme   
   > peril. Thus my onanism religiously advocates the use   
   > of all ways and means (mechanical, chemical, and   
   > prophylactical) to prevent another screaming rug-rat   
   > from pillaging the earth.   
      
   What if our parents had thought this way?   
      
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