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   daletx to Ned Ludd   
   Re: "Onanistic Science"   
   30 Aug 16 14:08:14   
   
   XPost: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy, alt.philosophy.taoism, alt.philosophy.zen   
   From: daletx@gnusguy.com   
      
   On 8/30/2016 10:55 AM, Ned Ludd wrote:   
   >   
   > "Tang Huyen"  wrote in message   
   > news:f8805c9a-d9cf-35a4-09d3-cdcee3e6504c@gmail.com...   
   >> On 8/29/2016 2:49 PM, Ned Ludd wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> The graveyard of ideas   
   >>> is necessarily spacious,   
   >>> and never diminishes.   
   >>> It has many ornate headstones:   
   >>> Monuments to tortured logic,   
   >>> and testaments to twisted reason.   
   >>> Occasionally a mausoleum   
   >>> dots the landscape, some great edifice   
   >>> of notions, holding sway, looming   
   >>> over the nearby acreage.   
   >>> The doors are rusted, windows gray   
   >>> and barred, opaque to any light,   
   >>> without or within, darkness.   
   >>> Each grave is tended faithfully,   
   >>> for each idea has a handmaiden,   
   >>> dressed in white, purporting to be   
   >>> pure reason, yet beneath her robes   
   >>> so sparkling white, a festering   
   >>> mass of emotion endlessly seethes.   
   >>> She tends her little plot and mossy stone   
   >>> with meticulous devotion,   
   >>> preserving the dead remains with undimmed   
   >>> ferocity, faithful to her bruised heart.   
   >>> Semper Fidelis, motto of warriors,   
   >>> is her guidestone, watchword, credo.   
   >>> For what is reason but faith in order.   
   >>> In springtime the grasses grow,   
   >>> obscuring the decaying graves.   
   >>> Her heart shudders at the relentless   
   >>> destruction of her cherished idea,   
   >>> hidden beneath the swelling sea of green.   
   >>> She will never leave, but rather die   
   >>> with her dying dream, reason lost   
   >>> for love of one precious thing,   
   >>> in the endlessness of things.   
   >>>   
   >>> - Ned (from "Tissue of Lies")   
   >>   
   >> Neddie dear, you are again a realist and   
   >> literalist of heart and of mind, a rare sight to   
   >> one who takes things as clouds passing in the   
   >> sky and water sliding off a duck's back. You   
   >> lock yourself up hermetically in the bubble of   
   >> ideas, eagerly, as if they were ends in   
   >> themselves, a golden cage of your own   
   >> concoction, glistening to itself in Onanistic   
   >> privacy and wholly oblivious to anything   
   >> external, specially anything as vile as reality,   
   >> which to others may be what said ideas refer   
   >> to, beyond themselves and their lofty circles.   
   >>   
   >> Ah! Poor finger, without moon to point to!   
   >> How lonely! How desolate!   
   >>   
   >> May I refer to what I said recently, that there   
   >> is a vicious circle, in that if one does not   
   >> know oneself, how does one get to know that   
   >> one does not know oneself? Here, if one does   
   >> not know any externality, how does one get   
   >> to know that one does not know any   
   >> externality? That said, the Stoic God in the   
   >> end of any world cycle returns to himself   
   >> alone, separate from any externality, as   
   >> Seneca says in his Letter 9:   
   >>   
   >> "What kind of life will a wise man have if he is   
   >> abandoned by his friends and hurled into   
   >> prison or isolated in some foreign country or   
   >> detained on a long voyage or cast out onto a   
   >> desert shore? It will be like the life of Zeus, at   
   >> the time when the world is dissolved and the   
   >> gods have been blended together into one,   
   >> when nature comes to a stop for a while; he   
   >> reposes in himself given over to his thoughts.   
   >> The wise man's behaviour is just like this: he   
   >> retires into himself, and is with himself." A. A.   
   >> Long and D. N. Sedley, The Hellenistic   
   >> Philosophers, Cambridge: Cambridge   
   >> University Press, 1987, I, 277, item O, from   
   >> Seneca, Letter 9.16 (SVF 2. 1065), text on II,   
   >> 276: "qualis tamen futura est vita sapientis,   
   >> si sine amicis relinquatur in custodiam   
   >> coniectus vel in aliqua gente aliena destitutus   
   >> vel in navigatione longa retentus aut in   
   >> desertum litus eiectus? qualis est Iovis, cum   
   >> resoluto mundo et dis in unum confusis   
   >> paulisper cessante natura acquiescit sibi   
   >> cogitationibus suis traditus. tale quiddam   
   >> sapiens facit: in se reconditur, secum est."   
   >>   
   >> It is just after this self-withdrawal that God   
   >> extends himself again, expresses himself   
   >> again, squirts into us and we thereby ooze into   
   >> existence, to begin another world-cycle, in   
   >> mutual recognition and gratefulness. All is well   
   >> that ends well ...   
   >>   
   >> Great minds ...   
   >>   
   >> Tang Huyen   
   >>   
   >   
   >  Nice (if long) post.  I must offer one correction, as realist   
   > and literalist as it may appear to your realist and literalist   
   > heart and mind.   
   >   
   >  Your recent extensive use of the term 'onanistic', while   
   > comporting with the secondary dictionary definition of the   
   > term ("of or pertaining to masturbation"), is not, in fact,   
   > the meaning and import of the story of Onan. Most good   
   > dictionaries will correctly point out that the term refers to   
   > "withdrawal of the penis in sexual intercourse so that   
   > ejaculation takes place outside the vagina", which has   
   > nothing to do with masturbation.  It has to do with   
   > contraception, which was the ENTIRE point of the story   
   > of Onan. God, and the Jews, do not favor contraception,   
   > if it is going to result in there being less Jews.   
   >   
   >  Therefore, in terms of the primary definition of the term,   
   > I am very 'onanistic', in that I am very much in favor of   
   > contraception.  Timing the removal of a "squirting" and   
   > "oozing" penis (to use your terms), in order to prevent   
   > conception, however, is a mission fraught with extreme   
   > peril. Thus my onanism religiously advocates the use   
   > of all ways and means (mechanical, chemical, and   
   > prophylactical) to prevent another screaming rug-rat   
   > from pillaging the earth.   
   >   
   > Ned   
      
   Of all the things I've done in my life, that ten minutes in the doctor's   
   office may have been the best, for me and the world in general.   
      
   DT   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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