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   From: wudao@wuji.net   
      
   liaM wrote:   
      
   >Any rocker who didn't start his career because he wanted to get laid   
   >is not a rocker.   
      
   My grandfather was a real rocker.   
   But he didn't start out that way.   
      
   At first, he made furniture.   
   Chairs, and horses, made of wood,   
   among other things..   
      
   Since he had to test them for quality, he found   
   he kinda liked rocking out on them.   
      
   He wasn't wanting to get laid. He was married already.   
      
   Probably he was a Taoist rocker.   
      
   One time, a kid tried to ride one of his horses and fell off.   
   The kid broke his leg, if you can imagine the horror,   
   and the kids parent wanted to sue gramps.   
      
   Grandpa said, hold your horses.   
   Maybe it's not as bad as you think it is.   
      
   Perhaps you're thinking of another Joe Cocker.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)