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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Oct 14, 2021, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.271904A400112D8370000DE4138F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > On Oct 14, 2021, David Dalton wrote   
   > (in article<0001HW.2717E525000785CF70000A4D838F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
   >   
   > > There is a belly pop test to determine avatar/buddha type status   
   > > and 1961 humans globally know how to administer this test.   
   > >   
   > > I am the primary avatar/buddha type and have already passed   
   > > the belly pop test, which was administered to me by a   
   > > non-dna-based someone.   
   > >   
   > > 1.52 million humans globally are currently receiving assisted   
   > > shaktipat from me. That should be complete in a few hours.   
   > > But already they have been granted secondary avatar/buddha   
   > > type status and now should pass the belly pop test.   
   > >   
   > > All of the 1961 humans are assisted shaktipat recipients,   
   > > are at least minor good, are “ordained” by God, and are   
   > > ordained by human or humans to bishop level or   
   > > equivalent (the lowest level that can ordain to level[s]   
   > > below him or her) or higher. There are far more   
   > > Buddhists and Hindus among them than Christians   
   > > and Muslims.   
   >   
   > No, the assisted shkatipat completion items (1) -- (5)   
   > have not started to come on yet, but hopefully will   
   > soon.   
      
   Tonight I have been working on assisted shaktipat   
   completion items (1) -- (6), and have vowed that   
   this is my last attempt at the assisted shaktipat   
   and that if this attempt fails and God wants it   
   to work in the future, God will have to do it (along   
   with other collaborators) without me requesting it   
   and prompting and tracking the various items.   
      
   Anyway, supposedly the assisted shaktipat completion   
   items came on in the order (5), (3), (6), (4), (2), (1)   
   from 7:49 p.m. Oct. 25 to 3:24 a.m. (0554 UTC) Oct. 26.   
   Let me know if you notice any effects.   
      
   The items include:   
      
   (1) enhanced ability to do positive magick. Attempted   
   positive magick, whether it works or not, will result in   
   (P) delivery, where (P) is defined as a perineum click   
   (short period mula bandha) immediately followed by   
   a shakti/kundalini buzz/rush/wave. Also recipients   
   are blocked from doing non-positive magick (as   
   defined by God). Recipients can also do perineum   
   click divination, but that has been unreliable for me.   
      
   (2) matchmaking ability, which can also only be used for   
   positive magick; e.g. it can’t be used to identify gays   
   for the purpose of persecuting them.   
      
   (3) enhanced creativity in several areas (some   
   creativity for those who had none, and a top-up   
   for those who already had some, in a given area).   
      
   (4) centred clarity including good mood for most   
   (I equate this to awakening/enlightenment, but   
   note that it will last only from 4hrs to a day.)   
      
   (5) granting of secondary avatar/buddha type status and,   
   as discussed above, the ability to pass a belly pop test,   
      
   (6) various other items not included in (1) -- (5), including   
   out of body travel ability, coloured aura viewing ability,   
   and quite a bit more.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “‘You could lay down your head by a sweet river bed/But Sonny   
   always remembers what it was his Mama said” (Ron Hynes)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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