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|    Daryl Kabatoff to All    |
|    If I Were Mayor of Saskatoon - Part 3 -     |
|    26 Mar 20 20:14:20    |
      From: doukhoborarchivescanada@gmail.com              If I Were Mayor of Saskatoon - Part 3 - By Daryl Kabatoff        March 26 2020 8:46 pm 31,704 words                All fertility cults are worthy of being mocked, and allowing this mockery       to continue is vital to maintaining a free and democratic society. Doukhobors       faced brutal persecution in Russia then came to Canada and faced additional       persecution here.        Doukhobors in Canada had their land repeatedly confiscated, Doukhobor families       had their children removed and locked up. The Doukhobors did not see value in       the phallic-capped churches nor in the fish-head-hatted priests who claimed to       be sole authority        in interpreting Scripture. Catholics pray to Mary and claim their pope to be       God on earth, over the centuries defenders of the Catholic faith killed       hundreds of millions of people who did not abide in their teachings, they are       teachings worthy of        laughter. Many Doukhobors avoided persecution in Canada by Anglicizing their       names and adopting Catholic fertility rites, so instead of just violating       God’s 4th Commandment, the Doukhobors adopted additional Catholic fertility       rites that are in        opposition to God’s first three Commandments as well, it is worthy of       laughter. The Doukhobors especially liked the Ukrainian Catholic tradition of       turning chicken eggs into decorated idols and many Doukhobors married into the       apostate Ukrainian-       Catholic families and began decorating their houses with these pagan symbols       of fertility as well. Some Doukhobor children grew up, took Catholic spouses       and learned how to pray to Mary. Others married into Seventh-day Adventist       families and learned how        to turn trees into decorated idols.               Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife and       that these panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith Number 2442).       When Aisha’s panties started dictating the Koran, Mohammad removed them and       tried on the        panties belonging to other little girls, but these other panties did not talk.       So Mohammad put Aisha’s panties back on, and Aisha’s panties resumed       dictating the Koran (Sahih Collection of al-Bukhari, Hadith Number 2442), the       belief is worthy of        laughter. The Moslems abide by the teachings of Aisha’s shit-stained panties       and will kill anybody who refuses to join with them in this shit-stained       filth. The Moslems claim that God’s prophets in the Bible are their prophets       as well, which is a        huge pile of blasphemous crap as God’s prophets are united in defense of His       Commandments while the Koran (dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties)       censors God’s Commandments and commands their followers to kill or enslave       those people who embrace        God’s Commandments. All the Islamic beliefs are worthy of laughter.               The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via       orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the       architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs       claim to be better than        the other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in       gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.               The Seventh-day Adventists claim to be God’s remnant church due to them       honoring God’s 4th Commandment, but they honor Catholic fertility rites that       are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments. Many of the Seventh-day       Adventist churches        are capped with miniature Egyptian obelisks (representations of penises), and       their esteemed prophet, Ellen G. White, has an Egyptian dink for a tombstone.       Ellen G. White believed that people should turn trees into decorated idols       with cheap ribbons        rather than with expensive ornaments. Like the Catholics, the Adventists       annually turn their churches and homes into pagan temples glorifying evergreen       trees, those Adventists who don’t are silent about those that do, and then       they continue to tithe to        this filthy church while closing their hearts to those people who face ongoing       psychiatric torture for daring to criticize their traditions. They proudly       pose for photographs while standing next to their decorated evergreen tree       idols. The Seventh-day        Adventist Church is a Catholic church, their members are sure to be judged       harshly.                The Jehovah Witnesses too proclaim themselves to be God’s remnant church       but they honor the false Catholic Sunday Sabbath, a violation of God’s 4th       Commandment. Roman Catholic’s killed an estimated 100 million people for       refusing to honor Sunday        as the Sabbath day, this is not an adequate reason to change God’s Sabbath       to Sunday. The Jehovah Witnesses were persecuted for failing to honor an       adequate number of Catholic rituals, just honoring Catholic Sunday didn’t       help them much. By honoring        the Catholic Sabbath, Jehovah Witnesses bow to the pope.               But by far, the funniest people of all are the Canadians… the Canadians       are members of assorted fertility cults, and they think themselves rich enough       to import members of alternative fertility cults and provide them with free       houses, even when they        want to enslave us and cut our heads off. And now the Canadians elected an       Islamic prime minister who floods Canada with Islamists, so give the Islamists       even more free house in a continued attempt to placate them. Canadians spend       millions of dollars        having me tortured in an attempt to prevent the criticisms of their pagan       traditions, then annually spend billions turning their homes, churches, stores       and entire cities into blinkin’ temples of fertility, then borrow money from       their children to        build new torture facilities in North Battleford to shut people up who don’t       abide by their traditions. Start a carbon tax and rebate the money back to       large Islamic families… to the families that have a free house for each       wife, to these largest        families that consume the greatest amounts of fuel, food and other resources.       And make sure to cut down large swaths of forests each year just so you may       have a tree to temporarily turn into a blinkin’ idol… while always       assuring yourselves that        needlessly killing the trees and importing Islamists are acceptable sacrifices       to God. Nobody cares that Scripture repeatedly condemns turning trees into       decorated idols, all are certain that God accepts your pagan sacrifices. It is       not just worthy of        laughter, the situation is absolutely hilarious!!!                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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