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   Daryl to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   23 Feb 21 03:50:21   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part B - Dar Kabatoff   
   February 22nd 2021 9:42 pm 67,721 words   
      
   This book is dedicated to the memory of online poker player Madmooselle Moire   
   Monet (pronounced “Mon A”), she was a princess who lived in a palace in   
   Paris and suffered from urinary incontinence and an itchy ear. Later Monet   
   revealed her true    
   identity, she was the Virgin Queen of Bosnia, living in exile in a palace in   
   Paris where she would frequently piss her panties. Moire Monet claimed it was   
   her destiny to regain her throne and unite the Balkans, then go on to invade   
   Turkey and udderly    
   crush Islam. Monet said she wanted women to secure Europe and help her rule   
   Bosnia or end up being sex slaves. Men were enamored with Moire Monet, she   
   dressed scantily and giggled frequently, and she appeared to play with her   
   hair but all she was really    
   doing was scratching her itchy ear. Moire Monet proclaimed her love for Tucker   
   Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Sanity for Sweden, Salty   
   Cracker, The Constitution of the United States of America, and for fellow   
   poker player Guest517 (who    
   dresses like a dork). Moire loved Guest517 with an intense and never-ending   
   love while at the same time hated Guest404 more than she hated men (Guest404   
   was just too pretty and polite to be real, and she was friends with Guest517).   
   The Madmooselle was    
   banned from the MSN platform on February 16th 2021, she leaves behind several   
   broken hearts and a large assortment of very nice clothes.   
      
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud   
   organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden speaking   
   without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian   
   genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler   
   speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer	   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      The Catholics stole an Egyptian obelisk (a representation of a penis) and   
   placed it prominently in Vatican Square, then each winter turn an evergreen   
   tree into a decorated idol and place it next to the pagan penis, suitable as   
   both are symbols of    
   fertility… the penis is worshipped as a symbol of fertility due to its   
   reproductive role, while the evergreen tree is worshipped as a symbol of   
   fertility due to remaining green throughout the year. And fish are worshipped   
   as a symbol of fertility due    
   to laying large numbers of eggs, so these priests of fish-god Dagon continue   
   to wear their fish-head hats.   
      
      Catholics co-opted Protestant churches and use these churches to teach   
   people to honor the pagan fertility rites, even many Seventh-day Adventist   
   churches place Egyptian dinks on their roofs and place trees turned into   
   decorated idols next to their    
   pulpits and in front of their churches. Different aspects of the pagan winter   
   festival are in direct opposition to God’s first Three Commandments, the   
   Seventh-day Adventists teach people to honor God’s Fourth Commandment while   
   at the same time are    
   teaching people to violate God’s first Three Commandments via their winter   
   celebrations, and then have the audacity to claim that their church is the   
   bulwark of truth.   
      
      Seventh-day Adventist children, young adults, older adults and seniors all   
   love to pose next to decorated evergreen tree idols and have their photos   
   taken, which they then upload to Facebook and other social media. If the child   
   is too young to post    
   the photo on social media, then the Seventh-day Adventist parents will post   
   the photo for them, parents use their very own children to teach others to   
   abide by Catholic fertility rites. Who teaches these Seventh-day Adventists to   
   idolize trees and abide    
   by Catholic fertility rites? The Seventh-day Adventist Church models the   
   behavior with the fertility idols standing next to their pulpits and outside   
   in front of their churches, they display the Catholic idols because they too   
   are a Catholic church.    
   Ellen G. White admonished her sheep to not use expensive decorations when   
   idolizing the trees but to use cheap ribbons instead. Many of Ellen White’s   
   SDA churches are capped with Egyptian penises, while she herself has a dink   
   for a tombstone.   
      
      Moslems similarly embrace phallic worship, they build penises into their   
   mosque architecture, including into their new mosque in Saskatoon. Should I be   
   bothered to run for mayor of Saskatoon, and win, I would not spend people’s   
   money on promoting    
   Catholic fertility rites, Islamic fertility rites, or on fertility rites   
   espoused by any other religious group. If citizens want to turn their homes,   
   churches, mosques and temples into pagan temples of fertility, let them, but   
   it is wrong to spend tax    
   money on turning city schools and other buildings, streets and parks into   
   blinking pagan temples of fertility.   
      
      The courts in Saskatoon and in other Canadian cities are citing the large   
   number of black and aboriginal people languishing in jails as a reason to   
   render softer sentences upon individuals from those racial backgrounds, which   
   amounts to racism. This    
   racism conducted by the Catholic courts results in people happily violating   
   laws as penalties are weak or non-existent.   
       
      
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