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|    Squeaky Squeaky to All    |
|    Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores    |
|    09 Sep 22 16:56:19    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff       September 9th 2022 12:45 pm 138,436 words (156 pages)              “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our       society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without       preparation, without the aid of a writer               “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian       genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler       speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard                      We read in Hadith Number 2442 that when Mohammad wore 6-year-old Aisha’s       panties, the panties talked and dictated the Koran. Mohammad took off       Aisha’s talking panties and tried on the panties belonging to other little       girls, but those other        panties would not talk, so Mohammad put Aisha’s panties back on and her       panties resumed dictating the Koran (from the Sahih Collection of al-Bukhari,       Hadith Number 2442). And now that we have Aisha’s panties dictating laws to       Canadians, this        adversely affects lives of people living in Saskatoon. As a possible candidate       for Mayor of The City of Saskatoon, I’d like to make it clear that I am       opposed to this “Sharia Law” that Aisha’s shit-stained panties       proclaimed.               There is no precedent in Scripture of panties proclaiming an end to God’s       Commandments, let alone ever talking. God’s prophets were united in defense       of His Commandments, while Aisha’s panties never mentioned God’s       Commandments. Mohammad can’       t be a prophet of God because he only received instruction from Aisha’s       panties, and these instructions never mentioned God’s Commandments, nor did       the instructions include a single prophecy. And neither Aisha nor her panties       are prophets of God, for        neither Aisha, nor her panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, nor       did either utter a single prophecy.               God’s prophets are united in defense of God’s Commandments, if       Aisha’s panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, then Aisha’s       panties could possibly have a claim of being a prophet of God. But Aisha’s       panties neither uttered prophecy        nor did they speak in defense of God’s Commandments. If Mohammad wore the       talking panties while the talking panties spoke in defense of God’s       Commandments and at the same time were uttering prophecy, this still won’t       result in Mohammad being a        prophet of God, because it was the panties that prophesized and not Mohammad.       You certainly can’t blame Aisha if her shit-stained panties started talking.       And you can’t blame Mohammad, I’m pretty sure that most anybody who came       across a six-year-       old little girl who’s shit-stained panties were talking, would similarly       remove them and try them on for him or herself, just to see if the       shit-stained panties would continue to talk. Years later Stalin came along and       got the little kids to build        composite Yaks that saved Russia from utter ruin, but it is Mohammad that is       greatly loved instead. Anyway, today Aisha’s shit-stained panties are likely       located in the basement of the Vatican and are viewed as a valuable relic,       there they continue        talking but are now coated with semen as well.               It needs to be noted that before Mohammad removed Aisha’s talking       panties, that he heard a voice coming from the region of her anus. How did       Mohammad know that the voice was coming from six-year-old Aisha’s panties       rather than her anus? Clearly        Mohammad would have had to remove her panties in order to determine where       exactly the voice was coming from. It is likely that the talking spirit       originally resided in Aisha’s rectum and then later migrated to her       shit-stained panties. There remains a        possibility that Hadith Number 2442 is in error, that the Koran was not       dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties at all but instead by Aisha’s       arsehole. But even if that were the case, since the voice never defended       God’s Commandments nor uttered        prophecy, Aisha clearly has no claim of being a prophet of God. And       furthermore, the western media (owned by the Catholic Church) has no basis to       be calling the murderous pedophile “The Holy Prophet”. Regardless, now in       Saskatoon and other western        communities, the residents give free houses to the newly arrived Islamists and       allow these Islamists to try on their daughter’s panties as well.               People should consider reading Hadith 2442 for themselves, when I read the       passage it is pretty clear to me that it was Aisha’s panties that dictated       the Koran, to say otherwise would be udder heresy. The scribe who witnessed       the birth of the Koran        and documented it in Hadith Number 2442 would have been astounded to hear       Aisha’s panties talking, no doubt. But again, how was the scribe to know if       the voice came from Aisha’s shit-stained panties rather than from her anus?       Only if the shit-stained        panties spoke while Mohammad wore them, and if at the same time Aisha’s anus       was not uttering any Koranic passages, could we be reasonably assured that       indeed, it was Aisha’s panties that spoke and dictated the Koran.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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