From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff   
   November 30th 2022 3:29 pm 158.298 words (179 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      There is no precedent in Scripture of panties proclaiming an end to God’s   
   Commandments, let alone ever talking. God’s prophets were united in defense   
   of His Commandments, while Aisha’s panties never mentioned God’s   
   Commandments. Mohammad can’   
   t be a prophet of God because he only received instruction from Aisha’s   
   panties, and these instructions never mentioned God’s Commandments, nor did   
   the instructions include a single prophecy. And neither Aisha nor her panties   
   are prophets of God, for    
   neither Aisha, nor her panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, nor   
   did either utter a single prophecy.   
      
      God’s prophets are united in defense of God’s Commandments, if   
   Aisha’s panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, then Aisha’s   
   panties could possibly have a claim of being a prophet of God. But Aisha’s   
   panties neither uttered prophecy    
   nor did they speak in defense of God’s Commandments. If Mohammad wore the   
   talking panties while the talking panties spoke in defense of God’s   
   Commandments and at the same time were uttering prophecy, this still won’t   
   result in Mohammad being a    
   prophet of God, because it was the panties that prophesized and not Mohammad.   
   You certainly can’t blame Aisha if her shit-stained panties started talking.   
   And you can’t blame Mohammad, I’m pretty sure that most anybody who came   
   across a six-year-   
   old little girl who’s shit-stained panties were talking, would similarly   
   remove them and try them on for him or herself, just to see if the   
   shit-stained panties would continue to talk. Years later Stalin came along and   
   got the little kids to build    
   composite Yaks that saved Russia from utter ruin, but it is Mohammad that is   
   greatly loved instead. Anyway, today Aisha’s shit-stained panties are likely   
   located in the basement of the Vatican and are viewed as a valuable relic,   
   there they continue    
   talking but are now coated with semen as well.   
      
      It needs to be noted that before Mohammad removed Aisha’s talking   
   panties, that he heard a voice coming from the region of her anus. How did   
   Mohammad know that the voice was coming from six-year-old Aisha’s panties   
   rather than her anus? Clearly    
   Mohammad would have had to remove her panties in order to determine where   
   exactly the voice was coming from. It is likely that the talking spirit   
   originally resided in Aisha’s rectum and then later migrated to her   
   shit-stained panties. There remains a    
   possibility that Hadith Number 2442 is in error, that the Koran was not   
   dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties at all but instead by Aisha’s   
   arsehole. But even if that were the case, since the voice never defended   
   God’s Commandments nor uttered    
   prophecy, Aisha clearly has no claim of being a prophet of God. And   
   furthermore, the western media (owned by the Catholic Church) has no basis to   
   be calling the murderous pedophile “The Holy Prophet”. Regardless, now in   
   Saskatoon and other western    
   communities, the residents give free houses to the newly arrived Islamists and   
   allow these Islamists to try on their daughter’s panties as well.   
      
      There should be classes taught on the subject in primary schools, high   
   schools and universities, as the kids should be encouraged to think on the   
   serious subject of the origin of the Koran. If I were mayor of Saskatoon, I   
   would warn the parents to    
   watch over their daughter’s panties and make sure that the panties are not   
   talking, and if the panties do start talking, to report the incident to any   
   appropriate authorities. Likely you will soon have a Brahmin Hindu   
   psychiatrist telling you that you    
   think too much about talking panties, so it might be wise to first wash the   
   panties and see if they continue talking after they come out of the dryer. I   
   advise the citizens of the City of Saskatoon to not hang talking panties on   
   any clothes lines, but to    
   dry them in dryers instead, lest the talking panties say anything to bother   
   the neighbors. Heaven forbid, children’s panties hanging out together   
   outside on clothes lines could break out into song, I think that such a   
   situation would be rather    
   intolerable if they sang crappy songs, and more so if they sang crappy songs   
   throughout the night. I don’t think we need a new bylaw to prevent   
   children’s panties from singing at night as the existing noise bylaw should   
   have this covered.    
   Nevertheless the issue is sure to be divisive as religion always is, some   
   Saskatoonians are sure to only hang their talking panties out on Saturday,   
   others will choose Sunday or some other day, some will whirl their   
   children’s panties clockwise, others    
   in a counterclockwise direction. My hope is that people would wash their   
   daughter’s shit-stained panties before hanging them outside on a clothes   
   line for all to see (and hear, and smell), as this way they were less likely   
   to utter any crap. I should    
   go on about the shit-stained panties because Scripture advises us to beware of   
   lying spirits, like Santa Clause, manifestations of Mary, the Easter Bunny and   
   such. Anyway, a thousand years after Aisha’s shit-stained panties dictated   
   the Koran, people    
   in England were sticking their arses out of upper story windows and crapping   
   upon people passing by on the streets below. Incredible story, I couldn’t   
   make it up if I tried.   
      
      
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