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   Squeaky Squeaky to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   01 Dec 22 04:36:56   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part J - Daryl Kabatoff   
   November 30th 2022 3:29 pm 158.298 words (179 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
   The Funny Side:   
      
   Look at the funny side of this bogus pandemic. I said that it was no surprise   
   that your priests and ministers were ramming their penises up your   
   children’s arseholes for they already advertise themselves with Egyptian   
   dinks on the roofs of their    
   churches. I criticized the pagan fertility rites taught by the churches then   
   faced years of brutal horrid torture in psychiatric facilities, and all people   
   could do is laugh at me, slander and libel me, rob me and assault me further.   
   Now the same media    
   that taught you to turn trees into decorated idols is telling you to take an   
   injection, and you comply. You laughed and laughed at me when I got needles   
   forced upon me, and now all I can do is laugh at you for willingly taking an   
   injection that is sure    
   to take your life. You trust in medications and blinkin’ tree idols rather   
   than in The Word of God. Spend millions having me brutally tortured, laugh at   
   me and the loss of my rights, then annually spend billions getting your trees   
   to blink. Honour your    
   war dead by placing statues of them standing next to or directly on top of   
   Egyptian penises, and make sure to cover their grave stones with Catholic   
   evergreen tree fertility idol wreaths while you are at it (these soldiers   
   never fought in defense of your    
   Catholic fertility rites but for your country and America’s constitution). I   
   lost year after year after year of my life to brutal horrid torture then lost   
   additional years living in utter fear of another arrest and round of torture,   
   I begged in vain    
   for assistance to flee the country, and you people are so cheap and ignorant   
   that you can’t even find it in your hearts to buy me a measly cookie in a   
   feeble attempt to make up for the loss of years of my life!!! Keep laughing   
   and getting your trees to    
   blink. The same church that teaches you to sing Jingle Bells and bow to   
   blinkin’ trees is now teaching you to take the poison death jab, so here you   
   are dying from the injection while singing Jingle Bells. The poisoned unite   
   with those who refused the    
   jab and together they sing Jingle Bells and then phone the police on me   
   because I criticized their pagan fertility rites. The Bible proclaims that you   
   are about to be spread out like dung over the surface of the earth and I think   
   it is absolutely    
   hilarious!!!   
      
      
   Using Science:   
      
   The priests of fish-god Dagon would dress up as fish and turn evergreen trees   
   into decorated idols, the relationship being that the fish is seen as a symbol   
   of fertility as some fish lay great multitudes of eggs while the evergreen   
   tree is viewed as    
   being a symbol of fertility due to remaining green throughout the year. Today   
   the followers of fish-god Dagon continue to embrace these fertility rites but   
   are losing their fertility, and risk losing their nations. Why?    
      
   Maybe they are failing to decorate large enough trees, or maybe they are not   
   using enough decorations for their trees, or maybe they are not decorating   
   enough trees. Perhaps they are getting their trees to blink at the wrong   
   frequency. Or perhaps they    
   are using too many blinkin’ red lights and not enough blinkin’ blue   
   lights, or blinkin’ lights of other colors. Maybe they are not covering   
   their idols with enough tinfoil. The ancient Egyptians worshipped the penis   
   and made obelisks, which are    
   representations of penises, which they bowed to, as the penis is seen as   
   another symbol of fertility. So of course people make miniature obelisks   
   (representations of penises) and call them steeples and place these dinks on   
   the roofs of their churches,    
   yet still they lose their fertility, and risk losing their nations. Even when   
   they place miniature Egyptian dinks on the very top of their blinkin’   
   evergreen trees they continue to lose their children and lose their fertility,   
   and continue to risk    
   losing their nations. Why?   
      
   Maybe they are not showing proper reverence to their blinkin’ trees. Maybe   
   if people would cap their blinkin’ trees with miniature Egyptian penises   
   that are golden then they would receive the blessings. It is written in   
   Scripture that God is enraged    
   when He sees people turn trees into blinkin’ idols, perhaps He is only   
   enraged because the Egyptian penises on the very top of the trees are not   
   golden, or maybe because people entirely failed to place an Egyptian penis on   
   the top of the tree, or maybe    
   because the trees are blinkin’ at the wrong frequency. Or maybe the sheep   
   are failing to dress up as fish when they decorate their trees.   
      
   Using science we can restore our fertility and restore our nations, we can   
   dress up like fish and systematically try different frequencies and different   
   colors of blinkin’ lights. And we can insure that the subject is approached   
   with reverence by    
   preventing people from mocking our traditions. Those who dare to criticize our   
   blinkin’ trees can go to hell, but first we can get Hindu, Sikh and Islamic   
   psychiatrists to torture them before we send them to hell. We will save our   
   nations and restore    
   our fertility by using science!!!   
      
      
   Symbols of Fertility:   
      
   Hitler was an artist, he was able to pump out perhaps three works of art a   
   day. Some days Adolf sat around uninspired, wandering the streets of Vienna   
   looking for inspiration, other days he could produce perhaps a dozen works of   
   art, resulting in perhaps    
   an average of three works of fine art a day.    
      
      
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