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|    Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores    |
|    01 Dec 22 04:36:56    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part J - Daryl Kabatoff       November 30th 2022 3:29 pm 158.298 words (179 pages)              “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our       society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without       preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard                     The Funny Side:              Look at the funny side of this bogus pandemic. I said that it was no surprise       that your priests and ministers were ramming their penises up your       children’s arseholes for they already advertise themselves with Egyptian       dinks on the roofs of their        churches. I criticized the pagan fertility rites taught by the churches then       faced years of brutal horrid torture in psychiatric facilities, and all people       could do is laugh at me, slander and libel me, rob me and assault me further.       Now the same media        that taught you to turn trees into decorated idols is telling you to take an       injection, and you comply. You laughed and laughed at me when I got needles       forced upon me, and now all I can do is laugh at you for willingly taking an       injection that is sure        to take your life. You trust in medications and blinkin’ tree idols rather       than in The Word of God. Spend millions having me brutally tortured, laugh at       me and the loss of my rights, then annually spend billions getting your trees       to blink. Honour your        war dead by placing statues of them standing next to or directly on top of       Egyptian penises, and make sure to cover their grave stones with Catholic       evergreen tree fertility idol wreaths while you are at it (these soldiers       never fought in defense of your        Catholic fertility rites but for your country and America’s constitution). I       lost year after year after year of my life to brutal horrid torture then lost       additional years living in utter fear of another arrest and round of torture,       I begged in vain        for assistance to flee the country, and you people are so cheap and ignorant       that you can’t even find it in your hearts to buy me a measly cookie in a       feeble attempt to make up for the loss of years of my life!!! Keep laughing       and getting your trees to        blink. The same church that teaches you to sing Jingle Bells and bow to       blinkin’ trees is now teaching you to take the poison death jab, so here you       are dying from the injection while singing Jingle Bells. The poisoned unite       with those who refused the        jab and together they sing Jingle Bells and then phone the police on me       because I criticized their pagan fertility rites. The Bible proclaims that you       are about to be spread out like dung over the surface of the earth and I think       it is absolutely        hilarious!!!                     Using Science:              The priests of fish-god Dagon would dress up as fish and turn evergreen trees       into decorated idols, the relationship being that the fish is seen as a symbol       of fertility as some fish lay great multitudes of eggs while the evergreen       tree is viewed as        being a symbol of fertility due to remaining green throughout the year. Today       the followers of fish-god Dagon continue to embrace these fertility rites but       are losing their fertility, and risk losing their nations. Why?               Maybe they are failing to decorate large enough trees, or maybe they are not       using enough decorations for their trees, or maybe they are not decorating       enough trees. Perhaps they are getting their trees to blink at the wrong       frequency. Or perhaps they        are using too many blinkin’ red lights and not enough blinkin’ blue       lights, or blinkin’ lights of other colors. Maybe they are not covering       their idols with enough tinfoil. The ancient Egyptians worshipped the penis       and made obelisks, which are        representations of penises, which they bowed to, as the penis is seen as       another symbol of fertility. So of course people make miniature obelisks       (representations of penises) and call them steeples and place these dinks on       the roofs of their churches,        yet still they lose their fertility, and risk losing their nations. Even when       they place miniature Egyptian dinks on the very top of their blinkin’       evergreen trees they continue to lose their children and lose their fertility,       and continue to risk        losing their nations. Why?              Maybe they are not showing proper reverence to their blinkin’ trees. Maybe       if people would cap their blinkin’ trees with miniature Egyptian penises       that are golden then they would receive the blessings. It is written in       Scripture that God is enraged        when He sees people turn trees into blinkin’ idols, perhaps He is only       enraged because the Egyptian penises on the very top of the trees are not       golden, or maybe because people entirely failed to place an Egyptian penis on       the top of the tree, or maybe        because the trees are blinkin’ at the wrong frequency. Or maybe the sheep       are failing to dress up as fish when they decorate their trees.              Using science we can restore our fertility and restore our nations, we can       dress up like fish and systematically try different frequencies and different       colors of blinkin’ lights. And we can insure that the subject is approached       with reverence by        preventing people from mocking our traditions. Those who dare to criticize our       blinkin’ trees can go to hell, but first we can get Hindu, Sikh and Islamic       psychiatrists to torture them before we send them to hell. We will save our       nations and restore        our fertility by using science!!!                     Symbols of Fertility:              Hitler was an artist, he was able to pump out perhaps three works of art a       day. Some days Adolf sat around uninspired, wandering the streets of Vienna       looking for inspiration, other days he could produce perhaps a dozen works of       art, resulting in perhaps        an average of three works of fine art a day.                      [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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