XPost: alt.philosophy, alt.astrology, alt.atheism   
   XPost: sci.skeptic   
   From: markp@NOSPAMmail.com   
      
   On 3/26/2013 12:30 PM, sbalneav wrote:   
   > In alt.atheism Immortalist  wrote:   
   >   
   >> CALVINISTIC ARGUMENT   
   >> (1) If God exists, then he will let me watch you be tortured forever.   
   >> (2) I rather like that idea.   
   >> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >   
   > LOL   
   >   
   >> ARGUMENT FROM DIVINE OPPOSITION AS USED BY A YOUTH GROUP MINISTER   
   >> (1) Satan really sucks, dude.   
   >> (2) You don't wanna, like, be like Satan, right dude?   
   >> (3) Therefore God, like, exists and stuff. Totally.   
   >   
   > Nice.   
   >   
   >> ARGUMENT FROM WEIRD   
   >> (1) You look weird, atheist.   
   >> (2) Therefore, God exists.   
   >   
   > Yup.   
   >   
   >> ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION   
   >> (1) God told me that he exists.   
   >> (2) God wouldn't lie.   
   >> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >   
   >> ARGUMENT FROM BEING A CATHOLIC   
   >> (1) The pope believes in God.   
   >> (2) The pope is infallible.   
   >> (3) I am catholic and like the pope.   
   >> (4) Therefore, God exists.   
   >   
   > Paging Duke on the white courtesy phone...   
   >   
   Duke's not allowed around courtesy phones.   
   >   
   >> ARGUMENT FROM RELIGIOUS LANGUAGE   
   >> (1) God exists.   
   >> (2) Therefore, when I talk about God or related concepts, these words   
   >> denote something.   
   >> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >   
   > LOL, again.   
   >   
   >> ARGUMENT FROM SCIENCE   
   >> (1) Science is not always true.   
   >> (2) Therefore there is room for religious faith.   
   >> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >   
   > These are all pretty good.   
   >   
      
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