XPost: alt.philosophy, alt.astrology, alt.atheism   
   XPost: sci.skeptic   
   From: sbalneav@alt-atheism.org   
      
   In alt.atheism MarkA  wrote:   
   > On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:30:54 +0000, sbalneav wrote:   
   >   
   >> In alt.atheism Immortalist  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> CALVINISTIC ARGUMENT   
   >>> (1) If God exists, then he will let me watch you be tortured forever.   
   >>> (2) I rather like that idea.   
   >>> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>   
   >> LOL   
   >>   
   >>> ARGUMENT FROM DIVINE OPPOSITION AS USED BY A YOUTH GROUP MINISTER (1)   
   >>> Satan really sucks, dude.   
   >>> (2) You don't wanna, like, be like Satan, right dude? (3) Therefore God,   
   >>> like, exists and stuff. Totally.   
   >>   
   >> Nice.   
   >>   
   >>> ARGUMENT FROM WEIRD   
   >>> (1) You look weird, atheist.   
   >>> (2) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>   
   >> Yup.   
   >>   
   >>> ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION   
   >>> (1) God told me that he exists.   
   >>> (2) God wouldn't lie.   
   >>> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>   
   >>> ARGUMENT FROM BEING A CATHOLIC   
   >>> (1) The pope believes in God.   
   >>> (2) The pope is infallible.   
   >>> (3) I am catholic and like the pope.   
   >>> (4) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>   
   >> Paging Duke on the white courtesy phone...   
   >>   
   >   
   > No, Captain Oveur, the WHITE courtesy phone...   
      
   The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's   
   never stopping in a white zone.   
      
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