XPost: alt.philosophy, alt.astrology, alt.atheism   
   XPost: sci.skeptic   
   From: nobody@nowhere.invalid   
      
   On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:33:14 +0000, sbalneav wrote:   
      
   > In alt.atheism MarkA  wrote:   
   >> On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:30:54 +0000, sbalneav wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> In alt.atheism Immortalist  wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>> CALVINISTIC ARGUMENT   
   >>>> (1) If God exists, then he will let me watch you be tortured forever.   
   >>>> (2) I rather like that idea.   
   >>>> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>>   
   >>> LOL   
   >>>   
   >>>> ARGUMENT FROM DIVINE OPPOSITION AS USED BY A YOUTH GROUP MINISTER (1)   
   >>>> Satan really sucks, dude.   
   >>>> (2) You don't wanna, like, be like Satan, right dude? (3) Therefore   
   >>>> God, like, exists and stuff. Totally.   
   >>>   
   >>> Nice.   
   >>>   
   >>>> ARGUMENT FROM WEIRD   
   >>>> (1) You look weird, atheist.   
   >>>> (2) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>>   
   >>> Yup.   
   >>>   
   >>>> ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION   
   >>>> (1) God told me that he exists.   
   >>>> (2) God wouldn't lie.   
   >>>> (3) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>>   
   >>>> ARGUMENT FROM BEING A CATHOLIC   
   >>>> (1) The pope believes in God.   
   >>>> (2) The pope is infallible.   
   >>>> (3) I am catholic and like the pope.   
   >>>> (4) Therefore, God exists.   
   >>>   
   >>> Paging Duke on the white courtesy phone...   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >> No, Captain Oveur, the WHITE courtesy phone...   
   >   
   > The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers.   
   > There's never stopping in a white zone.   
      
   Well done, sbalneav!  I just re-watched it within the last three weeks, so   
   it's still fresh in my memory.  I was worried that others might not   
   recognize it.   
      
   BTW, have you ever seen a grown man naked?   
      
   --   
   MarkA   
   Keeper of Things Put There Only Just The Night Before   
   About eight o'clock   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)