I have reason to believe that the 72 virgins that are promised to Muslims who   
   kill infidel are going to be male and gay.   
      
   I am looking at this matter from the perspective of some in Christianity,   
   according to whom Mohammad was given the Quran not by Allah but by Satan.    
      
   Now what do we know about Satan? We know that he is a liar, and a very skilled   
   liar. He would tell you what you want to hear, but would omit some crucial   
   details. The result would be you getting technically what you expect to get,   
   but it would not be    
   what you are actually expecting.   
      
   One case known in Western literature was in one of Shakespeare's plays. A man   
   gets a prophecy that he would not be killed by anyone born of a woman. The man   
   thinks that this means that he would not get killed at all; instead what it   
   really means is that    
   he would get killed by someone not naturally born and brought to life through   
   a Caesarean.   
      
   With Muslims and their 72 virgins in heaven prophecy, we have reason to expect   
   the exact same thing. They would get their 72 virgins, but they wouldn't be   
   the kinds of virgins that they are expecting. They will get 72 gay male   
   virgins or 72 women who are    
   virgins because of being extremely obese. The Muslim would realize that he has   
   been deceived by Satan; but it would be too late.   
      
   While there are more Christians claiming pagans or followers of the Eastern   
   religions to be Satanists than there are Christians claiming Muslims to be   
   Satanists, if their claims of Jesus being the one true way are true then   
   Muslims are serving the Satan    
   as well. Which means, according to the logic of such Christians, that Quran   
   was authored by the Satan. And if it is in fact authored by the Satan, then we   
   should expect it to operate according to the logic of the Satan: The logic of   
   credible-sounding    
   deceptions that claim to give you what you want but in fact give to you   
   something completely different.   
      
   The people who kill for God on all directions are serving Satan. Not only does   
   an omnipotent entity not need your help, but this same omnipotent entity has   
   commanded you to be good to one another. If a religious text tells you to kill   
   for God, then that    
   religious text was not authored by God. God could kill anybody himself if he   
   wanted to; and if he does not then that means that he does not want them   
   killed.   
      
   From the position of Christianity therefore, Quran was authored by the Satan,   
   and there is every reason to expect it to operate according to the logic of   
   the Satan: The logic of credible-sounding lies. And from the position of   
   reason, the people who kill    
   for God are living in ignorance. God does not need people to kill anyone. He   
   is omnipotent and can do this himself. A real God would not be proud of any   
   such conduct by his followers; and if a religious text says that he would then   
   that religious text    
   cannot be credited to God.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)