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   From: Intelligent@savetheworldmsn.com   
      
   IF YOU DON'T USE BIRTH CONTROL, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT TONIGHT.   
      
   IF YOU USE THE PULL-OUT METHOD, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT IN 1 YEAR OR LESS.   
      
   IF YOU USE MOST FORMS OF HORMONAL BIRTH CONTROL, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT IN 10   
   YEARS.   
      
   IF YOU USE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF BIRTH CONTROL CONCURRENTLY, IT'S PROBABLY A   
   LITTLE MORE RISKY THAN DRIVING A CAR.   
      
   IF YOU USE THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF BIRTH CONTROL CONCURRENTLY, YOU'LL PROBABLY   
   NEVER GET PREGNANT.   
      
   IF YOU DO GET PREGNANT, THERE IS NO BRAIN IN THE FETUS IN THE FIRST THREE   
   MONTHS,   
   AND PROBABLY NO GHOST EITHER.  PEOPLE HAVE MEMORIES OF THE WOMB.  THESE SAME   
   PEOPLE HAVE MEMORIES OF BEING A GHOST AND THEN BEING IN THE WOMB.  IF THERE IS   
   NO   
   BRAIN, OR GHOST IN THE FETUS, THEN NOT ABORTING IS MAKING THE DECISION TO GET   
   PREGNANT.  OBVIOUSLY THE DAY BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN, IT IS JUST TWO PEOPLE   
   ATTACHED, BUT YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO DETACH YOUR BODY, VS. THE ETHICAL   
   REQUIREMENT TO   
   THROW SOMEONE A ROPE.  CARRYING A BABY WHO EATS YOUR BODY FOR 6 MONTHS IS MORE   
   ONEROUS THAN THROWING SOMEONE A ROPE.   
      
   THERE ARE FOUR OPTIONS FOR BIRTH CONTROL:   
   CONDOMS   
   PULL-OUT   
   DIAPHRAGM OR SPONGE   
   HORMONAL OR RHYTHM   
      
   MEN USE CONDOMS AND PULL-OUT.   
   WOMEN USE CONDOMS, AND DIAPHRAGM OR SPONGE, AND/OR HORMONAL OR RHYTHM.   
      
   USING CONDOMS AND THE RHYTHM MEANS YOU HAVE SEX ONLY TWO WEEKS OUT OF THE MONTH   
   AND USE CONDOMS.  AND ONLY DO ORAL FOR THE OTHER TWO WEEKS.   
      
   IF YOU DO GET PREGNANT PROBABLY RUN TO AN ABORTION CLINIC IN THE FIRST THREE   
   MONTHS, OTHERWISE YOU'RE PROBABLY MAKING THE DECISION TO GET PREGNANT WITH A   
   REAL   
   PERSON.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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