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   Message 8,935 of 9,157   
   David Dalton to All   
   Re: confession divination ability   
   05 Dec 24 19:00:47   
   
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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Dec 5, 2024, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2D0182EB001F056A700001E7538F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > As of 0615 UTC December 5, 2024, special abilities have   
   > evolved, and there is a new confession divination ability.   
   >   
   > I have special abilities determination ability and for now   
   > am offering free readings, so if you want me to determine   
   > your post-evolution special abilities, email me a picture   
   > of yourself or follow up with a link to one.   
   >   
   > Who has confession divination ability?   
   >   
   > 1. all those with a readings client base of at least 100, not   
   > including themself, as of the above time,   
   >   
   > 2. all those ordained to priest level or equivalent or higher,   
   >   
   > 3. forensic psychiatrists,   
   >   
   > 4. atheists in any of the following categories:   
   > (a) psychiatrists   
   > (b) psychotherapists   
   > (c) judges   
   > (d) prison wardens   
   > (e) police   
   > (f) secret service agents.   
   >   
   > Those with confession divination ability can meditate and   
   > intuit the best course of action for self or other, which   
   > I call a healing circle (also known as sentencing circle)   
   > prescription. Moreover, they can determine what portion   
   > of the h.c.p. is due to a given popthrough, such as the   
   > Jacob popthrough. (Note that the Jesus popthrough has   
   > not been applied yet but should be within the next day.)   
   > Of course multiple popthroughs may overlap. The one   
   > with confession divination ability can also intuit if the   
   > overall h.c.p. is “rubber stamped” by a deity to the one   
   > who the reading is for.   
      
   The Jesus popthrough was applied at 2227 UTC Dec.5, 2024.   
      
   It affects me since I have Jesus as a minor deity.   
      
   Note that the early waxing crescent is shaped like a curved sword.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the   
   hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand” (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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