From: casper.the.ghost517@gmail.com   
      
   <   
       This is a copy of a stern warning I've just received   
   from the International Internet Commission (IIC) about   
   a photograph I've posted showing a Smithsonian executive   
   searching for truth.   
       May I apologize to anyone I may have offended,   
   especially the Smithsonian Institution, the University   
   of California (at Berkeley), Penn State University, the   
   American Association of Physical Anthropologists and   
   the brain-dead mutants of the alt.atheism news group.   
   ,   A copy of the commission's letter follows:   
   <   
                    =================   
   <   
   International Internet Commission (IIC)   
   Wells Fargo Building.   
   25 Wall St. (Suite 42)   
   New York, NY 10005-2588   
   Oct. 16, 2014   
   <   
   Dear Mr. Conrad:   
      
       Please be advised that we here at the International   
   Internet Commission have been quite aware of your   
   erratic behavior when posting to various Google news   
   groups.   
       It disturbs us greatly.   
       It has come to our attention that you have just   
   posted a photograph of a Smithsonian executive busy   
   at work trying to separate fiction from fact.   
      Members of the board are upset because they feel   
   that the photo is much too grainy and is shedding   
   a very bad light on the reputation of the IIC.   
       See for yourself:   
   <   
   http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg   
   <   
       You are hereby directed to remove that particular   
   photo immediately and replace it with one with more   
   pixels. I'm sure you'll agree that, by doing so, you'll   
   make it a lot easier on the eye.   
   <   
   Sincerely yours,   
   Rufus C. Kingsley   
   (signed)   
   Chairman   
   <   
   (c) Howard C. Steinberg, Esq.   
       Steinberg, Goldberg, Friedberg and O'Brien   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)