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   Ed Conrad to All   
   THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING GOD CAN'T DO   
   23 Oct 14 03:07:35   
   
   From: balls.afire517@gmail.com   
      
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    WORLD SERIES EXCLUSIVE   
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       KANSAS CITY (Fox News) --   
   God's No. 1 fan will be back   
   here for Games Six and Seven   
   to assure the Royals win their   
   first World Series in 29 years.   
       Stephen Hawking, who sang   
   "God Bless America" before   
   the start of last night's 7-2   
   KC victory, said he simply   
   "praised the Lord and passed   
   the ammunition."   
       God's influence was never   
   more evident than in the sixth   
   inning when the Heavens opened   
   and the Royals scored a pile   
   of runs to win going away.   
       Hawking, as everyone knows,   
   was really deep on God's Shit   
   List for decades for denying   
   that He exists.   
       During an exclusive post-   
   game interview with Keith   
   Olbermann (ESPN2), the renowned   
   astrophysicist and cosmologist   
   not only said there IS a God   
   but added that "Man actually   
   is as Old as Coal."   
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   http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Keith_Olbermann-1.jpg   
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   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq2h-J63moo   
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   http://www.edconrad.org   
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   http://www.edconrad.com   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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