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|    Ed Conrad to All    |
|    THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING GOD CAN'T DO    |
|    23 Oct 14 03:07:35    |
      From: balls.afire517@gmail.com              ========================        WORLD SERIES EXCLUSIVE       ========================        KANSAS CITY (Fox News) --       God's No. 1 fan will be back       here for Games Six and Seven       to assure the Royals win their       first World Series in 29 years.        Stephen Hawking, who sang       "God Bless America" before       the start of last night's 7-2       KC victory, said he simply       "praised the Lord and passed       the ammunition."        God's influence was never       more evident than in the sixth       inning when the Heavens opened       and the Royals scored a pile       of runs to win going away.        Hawking, as everyone knows,       was really deep on God's Shit       List for decades for denying       that He exists.        During an exclusive post-       game interview with Keith       Olbermann (ESPN2), the renowned       astrophysicist and cosmologist       not only said there IS a God       but added that "Man actually       is as Old as Coal."       <       http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Keith_Olbermann-1.jpg       <       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq2h-J63moo       <       http://www.edconrad.org       <       http://www.edconrad.com              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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