Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"
|    talk.atheism    |    Debate about the validity and nature of    |    89,766 messages    |
[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]
|    Message 88,012 of 89,766    |
|    Heaven Help Us! to All    |
|    WORLD SERIES MIRACLE NONSENSE, SAY ATHEI    |
|    24 Oct 14 03:28:23    |
      From: balls.afire517@gmail.com               KANSAS CITY (Rueters)--       The International Atheist       Society, in a stongly-worded       statement, has wholeheartedly       dismissed any claim that God       had anything to do with the       Royals' victory in Game Two       of the World Series.        "Actually, in baseball,       God -- IF there was one --       wouldn't know His ass from third       base," the statement began.        The society further stated       that the Creator had absolutely       nothing to do with the torrent       of runs that the Royals scored       in the sixth inning to put the       game on ice.        It also has dismissed Stephen       Hawking's account that his singing       of "God Bless America" before the       start of the game had triggered the       minor miracle.        "Diddly-dick," a spokesman       said.        Hawking, as every schoolboy       knows, vehemently used to deny       God's existence but now is one       of his strongest backers and       can be seen on his knees at       least two or three times a day.       <       ===========       <       GOOD GAWD!       http://www.edconrad.org       <       GOD BLESS AMERICA       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq2h-J63moo              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]
(c) 1994, bbs@darkrealms.ca