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   Heaven Help Us! to All   
   WORLD SERIES MIRACLE NONSENSE, SAY ATHEI   
   24 Oct 14 03:28:23   
   
   From: balls.afire517@gmail.com   
      
       KANSAS CITY (Rueters)--   
   The International Atheist   
   Society, in a stongly-worded   
   statement, has wholeheartedly   
   dismissed any claim that God   
   had anything to do with the   
   Royals' victory in Game Two   
   of the World Series.   
       "Actually, in baseball,   
   God -- IF there was one --   
   wouldn't know His ass from third   
   base," the statement began.   
       The society further stated   
   that the Creator had absolutely   
   nothing to do with the torrent   
   of runs that the Royals scored   
   in the sixth inning to put the   
   game on ice.   
       It also has dismissed Stephen   
   Hawking's account that his singing   
   of "God Bless America" before the   
   start of the game had triggered the   
   minor miracle.   
       "Diddly-dick," a spokesman   
   said.   
      Hawking, as every schoolboy   
   knows, vehemently used to deny   
   God's existence but now is one   
   of his strongest backers and   
   can be seen on his knees at   
   least two or three times a day.   
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