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   Five surgeons attending a convention in Las Vegas --   
   Where else? -- were overheard discussing who makes   
   the best patients to operate on.   
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   The first surgeon, from New York City, said "I,   
   personally, like to work on accountants because,   
   when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."   
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   The second, from Chicago responded, "Yeah, but you   
   should try electricians! Everything inside them   
   is color coded."   
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   The third surgeon, from Dallas chimed in: "No,   
   I really think librarians are the best because   
   everything inside them is in alphabetical order."   
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   The fourth, from Los Angeles, casually remarked:   
   'You know, I personally enjoy working on construction   
   workers . . . Those guys never even bat an eye, even   
   when you tell them there were a few parts left over."   
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   But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, D.C., shut   
   them all up when he injected his two-cents' worth:   
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   "You're all wrong! Politicians in the nation's Capitol   
   are the easiest to operate on. Most have no guts,   
   no heart, no balls and no spine . . . And, best of all,   
   their brains and assholes are interchangeable."   
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