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   FAQ FOR THE NOTORIOUS ED CONRAD (Clip and Save)   
      
       DANGER: DON'T LET THE KIDDIES SEE THIS   
      
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   1 Who's Ed Conrad?   
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   2 Why is he notorious?   
     2.1 He's got to be kidding, right?   
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   3 How do I kill file him?   
     3.1   How do I adapt to his many nym-shiftings?   
     3.1.1 What if he switches email?   
     3.1.2 Will the names just be reused?   
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   Q: Who's Ed Conrad?   
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   A: Ed Conrad is a retired journalist from a small,   
   rural town in the Northeast. He claims to have   
   discovered that MAN IS AS OLD AS THE HILLS (and   
   that DEATH DOES NOT EXIST).   
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   Q: Why is he so notorious?   
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   A: Because he's spammed countless forums and newsgroups   
   since he gained access to the Internet in '96. He claims   
   that Man is as old as the Carboniferous. And that human   
   evolution is a scam.   
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   Q: He's got to be kidding, right?   
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   A: No. He's not kidding.   
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   Q: How do I kill file him?   
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   A: Placeholder. Go to your filters and identify the person   
   you want to kill-file. Warning: Ed Conrad evades kill-files   
   by switching names. At best, kill file his email(s).   
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   Q: What if he switches emails?   
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   A: You can recognize his emails. He uses around 25-35.   
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   Q: Is there a pattern of names?   
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   A: Yes. He uses the same nyms. But, beware, he can   
   switch to new ones at any time.   
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   This is a just a few of the many names that The Ignorant   
   Prick uses now-and-then in our Google newsgroups:   
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   Up Yours, Ignorant Bastard, Truth Inc., Dr. Evil, My   
   Blue Haven, Legally Insane, Dead Serious, Copernicus,   
   Gone Bananas, Monkey Business, Pear.E.Gates, Loose   
   Cannon and on and on and on and on.)   
      
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   PS: You should also avoid these like the plague:   
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   https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.alien.visitors/R1qogIWbVw0   
   http://www.edconrad.com   
   http://www.edconrad.org   
      
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