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      WASHINGTON, DC. -- The staff   
   of the Smithsonian is working   
   like eager beavers preparing   
   for an inspection tour by God   
   Almighty on Friday.   
     "Actually, they're working   
   their balls off," said Wayne   
   Clough, Smithsonian Secretary.   
      He then added, with a smile   
   and a wink: "Nothing personal,   
   Ladies!"   
     The inspection tour, which   
   is eons overdue, comes in the   
   wake of accusations by one Ed   
   Conrad that the Smithsonian   
   has been giving Truth a royal   
   screwing concerning his incredible   
   discoveries of petrified human   
   remains between coal veins.   
     Not only do these bones, teeth   
   and even soft organs utterly destroy   
   the Darwinian Theory of man's   
   evolution, they would put hundreds   
   of thousands of pseudo-scientists   
   out of work (never to get another   
   job).   
     A spokesman for God said his   
   Boss will be accompanied on his   
   visit by His Son as well as the   
   Holy Ghost -- and, obviously, by   
   a choir of rough-looking Angels   
   (a few resembling Joe Pesci),   
   much like the Secret Service).   
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