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   ibshambat@gmai1.com to All   
   Tips on Parenting (1/4)   
   05 Dec 14 21:22:39   
   
   XPost: alt.romance, alt.guns, soc.women   
   XPost: soc.men, rec.nude, alt.philosophy   
      
   Probably lots of kids wind up losing their virginity   
   because they and the other person are bored. That's how   
   it was with me. As a result of that, I've had an   
   unusual life. Oh, it started out pretty normally. I   
   grew up in a house with my parents and sister. Standard   
   American home. Dad and Mom both worked. I got decent   
   grades in school, etc.   
      
   No, the odd part began when I became a father at   
   fourteen after I got my sister pregnant and a   
   grandfather just a few days after my twenty-ninth   
   birthday, after our fourteen-year-old son got his   
   girlfriend pregnant. You might think there's a story   
   here, and there is. This is that story.   
      
   The normalcy of my life changed in the summer of 1992,   
   right after my sister turned twelve. I was thirteen at   
   the time and had been for a couple months. Both our   
   parents worked, so my sister and I had a lot of time   
   alone together. Our house was kind of out in the   
   sticks, so there wasn't anywhere for us to really go,   
   or any friends to hang out with.   
      
   It all got started one morning in early July. I woke up   
   that day without a thought of incest in my mind, though   
   being thirteen I did awake with thoughts of sex in my   
   mind. A few strokes of my penis took care of that, at   
   least for a little while.   
      
   After getting dressed I came out to the living room   
   where my sister, Tina, was playing "Super Mario World"   
   on our SNES. We'd gotten it for Christmas and it had   
   saved us both from going slowly mad with boredom   
   through the summer. Well, so far it had, anyhow. I was   
   getting a little tired of it.   
      
   "Morning, Eddie," Tina said, without looking up from   
   the game.   
      
   "Hey."   
      
   I grabbed some cereal, ate it and then came back out to   
   the living room where I plopped down next to my sister.   
      
   "Wanna play something together?" I asked after a bit.   
      
   "Like what?"   
      
   "Street Fighter?" I suggested.   
      
   Tina shrugged. "Ok, let me save this."   
      
   She saved her campaign against Bowser and I got the   
   games switched out. Soon Ryu and Guile were beating the   
   ever-living crap out of each other on our TV screen. It   
   wasn't as fun as playing it at an arcade, but it was   
   ok, and better than nothing.   
      
   We played for a couple hours, but it started to get   
   bored real quick. My sister and I had played the game   
   so often, we were pretty evenly matched, so it was   
   difficult to really beat each other. We had lots of   
   fights that ended only when the timer ran out.   
      
   I looked at the clock after a bit. It was still only   
   10:30 in the morning. I had a whole day of this kind of   
   boredom to look forward to. I sighed.   
      
   "What's wrong?" Tina asked.   
      
   I shrugged. "Just bored. I mean, playing this is fun,   
   but we've played it so often, you know? It just kind of   
   gets old."   
      
   "Yeah. Nothing on TV to watch, either," she said. Our   
   parents wouldn't spring for cable, so we had only the   
   (fuzzy), channels we could pick up with an antenna.   
      
   "Yeah." I thought for a bit. "Well, any other games you   
   wanna play? Not like just video games, but maybe   
   Monopoly or something?"   
      
   Tina thought for a moment and then shook her head. "No,   
   it's not fun with two people."   
      
   "True."   
      
   "We could play something new, if you want."   
      
   "What?" I asked. I knew we hadn't bought anything new   
   lately.   
      
   "Well, you know I stayed over at Jenna's house back a   
   few weeks ago?"   
      
   "Yeah."   
      
   "Well, her, her brother, one of his friends and me all   
   wound up playing a game together. Maybe you can I can   
   play it."   
      
   "What game?"   
      
   "It's called 'Truth or Dare'."   
      
   Now, maybe I was stupid, but I actually hadn't heard of   
   this before. "What is it?"   
      
   "Well, it's a game where you ask the other person if   
   they want to answer a question, that's 'Truth', or if   
   they want to do a dare. If the person you ask the   
   question to lies, and you catch them at it, then they   
   have to do a double-dare, which is a dare they can't   
   refuse. The same thing happens if they turn down the   
   regular dare. And you can't take truth more than three   
   times in a row."   
      
   "Oh, ok." Honestly it sounded pretty boring, but at   
   least it would be something different. "What kind of   
   questions and dares are there?"   
      
   "There's all sorts. The only thing is you can't dare   
   someone to do something dangerous."   
      
   "That seems reasonable."   
      
   "Yeah, it's a pretty fun game," she said. "It's more   
   fun with more people, but even with just two it ought   
   to be at least a little fun."   
      
   "Ok. So how do we start?"   
      
   "Well, we start by me asking you if you want a truth or   
   a dare?"   
      
   "Truth," I said, thinking I might as well play it safe.   
      
   "Ok. What's your favorite movie?"   
      
   "'Star Wars'," I replied.   
      
   "Ok. See, that was easy. Now you ask me."   
      
   "Ok, truth or dare?"   
      
   "Truth."   
      
   I grinned. "Is this game really as lame as I think?"   
      
   Tina giggled. "No."   
      
   "Ok."   
      
   "Your turn."   
      
   "Truth."   
      
   "Ok. Have you ever kissed a girl?"   
      
   I rolled my eyes. "What kind of question is that for my   
   little sister to ask?"   
      
   "The kind you have to answer, or you have to do a   
   double-dare."   
      
   "Yes, I've kissed a girl." Which was true.   
      
   "Ok."   
      
   "So which do you want?"   
      
   "Truth."   
      
   "You ever kissed a boy?" I sniped back at her.   
      
   "Yes," she said, very matter-of-fact.   
      
   "Oh. Ok. Well, I'll take truth again."   
      
   "Ok, but this is the last time you can take it until   
   you take a dare," she warned.   
      
   "Ok."   
      
   "How many girls have you kissed?"   
      
   "One," I admitted.   
      
   "Ok."   
      
   "Which do you want?"   
      
   "Truth," Tina said with a little smile.   
      
   "Ok. How many boys have you kissed?"   
      
   "Two."   
      
   "Ok."   
      
   "Alright, you have to take a dare now, and if you turn   
   it down, you have to take a double-dare."   
      
   "I know."   
      
   "Ok. Stand on your head."   
      
   "Ok." I flipped myself around and got into a headstand.   
   Not too hard, really. I used to take gymnastics back   
   when I was a little younger. Of course, since I wasn't   
   wearing gymnastics gear my shirt flopped down over my   
   face, but that was about the only annoying thing about   
   it.   
      
   Tina giggled. "Ok, that's good enough."   
      
   "Ok." I flopped back around and sat back down. "Ok,   
   your turn for a dare, then."   
      
   "Ok."   
      
   "Uhm." I couldn't think of anything to suggest, so I   
   finally decided to mimic her again. "You do the same   
   thing."   
      
   "Ok." She got up, moved over to the wall, so she could   
   balance against it a little, and then got into a   
   headstand, just like I had, and, just like with me, her   
   shirt flipped up. She wasn't wearing a bra.   
      
   I swallowed hard, aware that I was getting an erection.   
   Her breasts were still really small, but they were the   
   only ones I'd ever seen in real life. After a good,   
   long look, I said, "Ok. That's good."   
      
   "Ok." She flipped around and came back over to sit   
   down. She seemed completely oblivious to what I'd seen.   
   "Truth or dare?"   
      
   "Dare," I said, just to catch her by surprise.   
      
   "Ok. Take off your shirt and leave it off for the rest   
   of the game."   
      
   "What? Why?"   
      
   "Cause it's a dare. If you don't do it, you'll get a   
   double-dare."   
      
      
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