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       UNIVERSITY PARK, PA. (Rueters)--   
   On the heels of Penn State University's   
   bombshell announcement Tuesday that   
   man indeed is as old as coal, other   
   major universities worldwide are   
   now jumping on the bandwagon.   
      
       "Ed Conrad is no crackpot, as we   
   have believed for decades, but a true   
   scientific genius in every sense of   
   the word," said a spokesman for the   
   Smithsonian.   
      
       "We now know for sure that the   
   theory of the evolution of man is   
   total bullshit and we're finally   
   letting our nostrils sniff the sweet   
   smell of Truth."   
      
       Here are a few major universities   
   that have scheduled press conferences   
   to announce that man -- and undoubtedly   
   a sizable number of women -- are as   
   old as coal.   
      
       They are listed in the order that   
   their announcement is expected to be   
   made over the next few days.   
      
   1 Harvard University USA   
   2 University of Oxford UK   
   3 University of Cambridge UK   
   4 Stanford University USA   
   5 Mass. Institute of Technology USA   
   6 University of California, Berkeley USA   
   7 California Institute of Technology USA   
   8 Princeton University USA   
   9 Yale University USA   
   10 University of Chicago USA   
   11 Columbia University USA   
   12 University of California, San Diego USA   
   13 Cornell University USA   
   14 University of California, Los Angeles USA   
   15 University Pennsylvania USA   
   16 University of Wisconsin, Madison USA   
   17 University of Washington, Seattle USA   
   18 Tokyo University Japan   
   19 Univ. of California, San Francisco USA   
   20 University of Michigan, Ann Arbor USA   
   21 Kyoto University Japan   
   22 Imperial College London UK   
   23 Johns Hopkins University USA   
   24 University of Toronto Canada   
   25 University College London UK   
   26 University of Illinois, Urbana USA   
   27 Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, Zurich Switzerland   
   28 Washington University, St. Louis USA   
   29 New York University USA   
   30 Duke University USA   
   31 University of Minnesota, Twin Cities USA   
   32 Northwestern University USA   
   33 Rockefeller University USA   
   34 University of Colorado, Boulder USA   
   35 Univ.of California, Santa Barbara USA   
   36 University of British Columbia Canada   
   37 University of Maryland, College Park USA   
   38 Utrecht University Netherlands   
   39 University of Texas, Austin USA   
   40 University of Texas SW Med Center USA   
   41 Penn State University, University Park   
   42 University of California, Davis USA   
   43 Vanderbilt University USA   
   44 University of California, Irvine USA   
   45 University of Paris 06 France   
   46 University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh USA   
   47 University of Southern California USA   
   48 Rutgers University, New Brunswick USA   
   49 University of Manchester UK   
   50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden   
   51 University of Munich Germany   
   52 Technical University of Munich Germany   
   53 University of Florida USA   
   54 University of Edinburgh UK   
   55 Australian National University Australia   
   56 Carnegie Mellon University USA   
   57 University of Copenhagen Denmark   
   58 University of Zurich Switzerland   
   59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel   
   60 Osaka University Japan   
   61 McGill University Canada   
   62 University of Bristol UK   
   63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill   
   64 Uppsala University Sweden   
   65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA   
   66 University of Paris 11 France   
   67 University of Sheffield UK   
   68 University of Heidelberg Germany   
   69 University of Oslo Norway   
   70 Case Western Reserve University USA   
   71 Moscow State University Russia   
   72 University of Leiden Netherlands   
   73 Purdue University, West Lafayette USA   
   74 University of Helsinki Finland   
   75 University of Rochester USA   
   76 University of Melbourne Australia   
   77 Tohoku University Japan   
   78 University of Nottingham UK   
   79 University of Arizona USA   
   80 Michigan State University USA   
   81 King's College London UK   
   82 Boston University USA   
   83 University of Basel Switzerland   
   84 Stockholm University Sweden   
   85 Brown University USA   
   86 University of Goettingen Germany   
   87 Rice University USA   
   88 Texas A&M Univ. College Station USA   
   89 Tokyo Institute of Technology Japan   
   90 University of Birmingham UK   
   91 University of Utah USA   
   92 University of Freiburg Germany   
   93 McMaster University Canada   
   94 Nagoya University Japan   
   95 University of Iowa USA   
   96 University of Strasbourg 1 France   
   97 Ecole Normale Super Paris France   
   98 Indiana University, Bloomington USA   
   99 Arizona State University, Tempe USA   
   100 University of Rome La Sapienza Italy   
      
       A representative from each of   
   the following  pseudo-scientific   
   organizations also is expected to   
   be on hand for the ceremony to   
   apologize to Ed Conrad for giving   
   him a good screwing over the past   
   few decades.   
      
       They will then offer him an   
   olive branch and pay him many   
   deserving words of tribute.   
      
   American Anthropological Association   
   American Association of Physical Anthropologists   
   American Board of Forensic Anthropology   
   American Society of Primatologists   
   American Academy of Forensic Sciences   
   The British Academy   
   Institute of Human Origins   
   The Leakey Foundation   
   Palaeoanthropology Society   
   University Departments (Brainwashing101)   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona   
   School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of   
   Anthropology) Arizona State University   
   Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley   
   Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles   
   Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego   
   Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago   
   Department of Anthropology, Columbia University   
   Department of Anthropology, Cornell University   
   Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY   
   Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Florida   
   Department of Anthropology, Harvard University   
   Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois   
   Anthropology Department, Indiana University   
   Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan   
   Department of Anthropology, New York University   
   Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill   
   Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh   
   Department of Anthropology, Princeton University   
   Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)   
   Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Texas   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Washington   
   Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison   
      
      
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