From: holy.mackerel517@gmail.com   
      
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                  BREAKING NEWS   
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        ATLANTA, Ga. (RUETERS) -- Folks,   
   don't make any plans for Saturday night.   
      
        CNN has just announced it will air   
   a two-hour interview with the notorious   
   Ed Conrad (the first network that must   
   believe he isn't cuckoo, as evolutionists   
   have long insisted).   
      
        Conrad, who has found a shitload   
   of petrified human bones between coal   
   veins, is taking the interview in stride.   
      
       In fact, he said he'll be pulling quite   
   a few of his mind-boggling fossils out   
   of drydock especially for the show.   
      
       "I relish the opportunity to let it all   
   hang out -- and I admire CNN's brass   
   chinkies (testicles) for giving me the   
   opportunity to display my petrified penis   
   and my petrified brain, along with other   
   of my 280,000,000-million-year-old   
   fossils," said Conrad.   
      
      "Meanwhile, Fox News, CBS and   
   ABC can go screw themselves," he   
   added, before being hushed by a   
   heads-up security guard.   
      
      CNN revealed that, since its guest   
   is somebody really special, a large   
   team of news people -- both anchors   
   and reporters -- will take their turns   
   interviewing the celebrity.   
      
    Here are just a few of them (although   
   we suspect a few will call off sick):   
      
   http://www.cnn.com/specials/profiles   
      
   Undoubtedly, the question they're all   
   bound to ask:   
      
   http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/manasoldemboss.gif   
      
      
      
       And, knowing Ed, he undoubtedly will answer:   
      
     "HELL, YES!  IN FACT, THEY'RE SCARED SHOUTLESS!"   
      
   http://alt.fan.ed-conrad.narkive.com/ZyXb3x0Y/maybe-now-you-ll-b   
   lieve-the-evolutionists-are-bullshit-artists   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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