You had your run, Jews; now we Chinese are the new masters of the   
       planet. You Jews ruled Earth for the last 3,000 years, but now we   
       Chinese will rule the planet for the rest of history. But don't feel   
       bad: we will be happy to hire you as professional ass-wipers. In   
       fact, I feel a bowel movement coming on right now. Cohen, where did   
       you go? I told you to always stand by the bathroom when you are on   
       the clock! What the hell do you think I'm paying you for?   
      
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       We don't kiss Jewish ass; they kiss ours.   
      
       Anyway, within five years, we will have the most powerful military in   
       the world plus the world's most eugenically enhanced population, and I   
       can tell you this for sure: we have a completely different plan for   
       Israel than does NATO, EURO, and the West. We are going to make BIG   
       changes to the Middle East.   
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       We Han understand that the Jews have stolen your Caucasian people's   
       honor. We are willing to help you re-establish your culture and   
       ethnicity provided you agree to no longer engage in your imperialism.   
       Keep in mind that it was the Anglo-Saxon invasion of China that caused   
       us to see you as an enemy. But, people can change: lessons can be   
       learned from history.   
      
       And yes, the evolutionary primitive Africans are forbidden to live in   
       China, let alone mate with a Chinese female. If we had let evolution   
       take its natural course, all Africans would be extinct by now anyway.   
      
       Also, you are correct: we don't have any Holocaust museums simply   
       because we believe the claimed number of deaths had been extremely   
       exaggerated. Plus, we are a Chinese culture, not a Jewish one - why   
       would we have foreign cultural icons in our nation?   
      
       Finally, regarding Israel, we will return the stolen land to its   
       rightful owners: the Arabs.   
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       Penises are for evolutionary primitive people: we Chinese will   
       artificially grow our offspring in pods. Soon, we will simply use   
       nanotechnology to quickly assemble fully-grown Han with the sum total   
       of all Han knowledge already programmed in their brains.   
      
       At one time though, you Jews also did not value penises: your   
       traditional method of reproduction was to take a two by two feet   
       black cloth, poke a one inch diameter hole in it, put the cloth over   
       the female Jew's vagina, and then insert your penis through the hole   
       in the cloth and into the vagina and then release the sperm. Your   
       people did this because they believed copulation and genitals were   
       immoral and disgusting.   
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       I had my foreskin removed as an adult because I did not want the   
       presence of so much smegma and the odor and required cleaning that   
       accompanies it. Anyway, China is working on making circumcision a   
       legal requirement for all newborn offspring. The decrease is sexual   
       sensitivity is also a desired effect: it can help stop sexual   
       addiction and legally unapproved pregnancies.   
      
       We see copulation as an evolutionary primitive act, a "disgusting" and   
       inefficient behavior that evolved to facilitate reproduction of the   
       various species that predated us in evolving into existence. It is   
       our desire to genetically remove sexual desire from our brains via   
       genetic engineering of future offspring. Space exploration is what is   
       most important: we will expand China throughout the Milky Way Galaxy.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)