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   Message 141,724 of 142,579   
   JTEM to David Dalton   
   Re: 822 aliens here   
   03 Nov 25 13:02:43   
   
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   From: jtem01@gmail.com   
      
     David Dalton wrote:   
      
   > In my latest mystic attempt, described on the thread   
   > “many judges” on alt.religion.druid, I am now divining   
   > that there are 822 aliens here, of the usual four species,   
   > that will merge with some humans to form four of the   
   > species in a newly evolved 63 species human species group.   
   >   
   > I am posting to this group in case at least one of   
   > the aliens might be monitoring this group and   
   > would recognize if I finally have the number 822 correct.   
   > Apologies for the off-topic delusional posting if I am   
   > incorrect yet again in this series of Sisyphean attempts.   
      
   Every time you post about this stuff -- which I think is   
   batshit crazy but, heck, I've been wrong before. I mean,   
   it'll be four years come this February but, but I was   
   wrong, or misinformed -- but every time you post this stuff   
   I think of Michael Moore.   
      
   At one time, before he dared criticize the Gwobull Warbling   
   scriptures, he was the darling of the left and Public Enemy   
   #1 amongst the Reich wing. And in one of his books he was   
   blasting our government's priorities, threw out some massive   
   figure for military spending, using it to illustrate the   
   waste. Well. The ReichTards ATTACKED Michael Moore because   
   that figure he used, what be said the military budget WOULD   
   BE was considerably less than Dubya Bush ended up spending.   
   And the Reich insisted this "Proved" how bad Michael Moore   
   was.   
      
   Which was retarded.   
      
   Because Michael Moore's point wasn't a specific dollar figure,   
   it was that we were spending too much. And the fact that we   
   had actually spent a great deal more than was originally   
   projected FURTHERED HIS POINT.   
      
   Alright, why do you remind me of him?   
      
   Because, think of this:   
      
   If it was absolutely positively beyond the shadow of a doubt   
   PROVEN to the satisfaction of everyone that there are 411   
   alien species in our solar system -- AND ONLY 411 SPECIES --   
   would you really be disappointed?   
      
   Are you honestly married to a specific number?   
      
   I doubt it, so why bother with specific numbers at all?   
      
   If there was 100 alien species, or 57, I couldn't imagine   
   anyone not calling that a "Win" for you...   
      
   So by being specific with such a large number you not only   
   come across as batty but, twats are going to attack you no   
   matter what.... EVEN IF IT'S PROVEN THAT THERE ARE ALIENS   
   IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM!   
      
   "Yeah, but there's only 50 and he said 822, so he's stupid   
   and a liar or both plus something else."   
      
   Less is more, dude.   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
   --   
   https://jtem.tumblr.com/tagged/The%20Book%20of%20JTEM/page/5   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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