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From: klaus.schadenfreude.Zwergentöter.@gmail.com
[Default] "Joel W. Crump" typed:
>We are done. I was confused, when I tried to say I could counterbalance
>Trump. It's impossible, as is obvious if you look at the news for two
>seconds. He must be *deposed*. No time to waste. Install me as the
>new leader, I've finally gotten to that place where I'm ready.
We already have a faggot that wants to be President, Pete Buttigieg.
There is a better way for you to protest Trump, however.
You need to get your message out to the general public, not just
Usenet. Obviously, you need some community support.
Holding up a sign at passing cars isn't going to do much. People
have to know you're REALLY serious, and they should pay attention to
you.
Now, how are you going to do THAT?
Well, I have a suggestion. First, locate your local courthouse. It's
usually in your county seat.
Call the TV stations in your area and tell them you're going to make
an important announcement regarding Trump, at dusk. Dusk is very
important as you will soon see.
Get some gasoline or lighter fluid in a squeeze bottle and put it in a
briefcase. Climb to the middle of the steps. When the time comes and
the TV crews are set up and standing by, squirt yourself ALL OVER with
gasoline and light yourself on fire.
This is the important part- DO NOT SCREAM IN PAIN. You just need to
sit there quietly and burn. I guarantee you, you will have everyone's
attention, especially when you sit there all spooky and quiet.
The rivulets of your rendered fat will begin dripping down the steps
and coursing through the gutters of America, bringing your message to
a grateful nation.
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