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   Message 195,751 of 196,508   
   Chris Ahlstrom to Mitchell Holman   
   Re: New Yorkers Buyer's Remorse Over Mam   
   07 Feb 26 15:00:54   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.politics.republicans   
   From: OFeem1987@teleworm.us   
      
   Mitchell Holman wrote this post by blinking in Morse code:   
      
   >    
   >   
   > "If I told the real stories of my experiences with   
   > women, often seemingly very happily married and   
   > important women, this book would be a guaranteed   
   > best-seller."   
   >   
   > "I have too much respect for women in general,   
   > but if I did, the world would take serious notice.   
   > Beautiful, famous, successful, married — I've had   
   > them all, secretly, the world's biggest names"   
   > http://tinyurl.com/j3b7oxl   
      
   Also quoted here:   
      
          
      
   A lot of his other silly quotes as well.   
      
   --   
   Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the   
   most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.  A judge of the Court of   
   Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which   
   reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression   
   nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would   
   but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground) (other than ground   
   nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)."   
   		-- Guiness Book of World Records, 1973   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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