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Subject: Teacher Arrested At Kennedy International Airport
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:37:45 -0700
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Teacher Arrested At Kennedy International Airport (AP)

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International airport as he attempted to board a flight while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and
a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric
Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra
movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They
derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents 
in search of absolute values.'

They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 
'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common 
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. 
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to 
every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God
had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they
could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
President - It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

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