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   AlleyCat to All   
   Siri Nerd... Just Another Drunk Gutter S   
   01 Nov 20 18:51:15   
   
   XPost: alt.politics.elections, alt.politics.trump, alt.politics.republicans   
   XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   
   From: al@aohell.com   
      
   On Sun, 01 Nov 2020 15:42:56 -0800,  KAG says...   
      
   >   
   > On Sun, 01 Nov 2020 15:28:34 -0700, Siri Cruise  wrote:   
   >   
   > >Reality translation translation: iDJT and his fans have nothing   
   > >but competent for the rule of law, instead claiming might make   
   > >right.   
   >   
   > It looks like you have contempt for the rules of spelling and grammar.   
      
   Sunday's his 2 fifths straight tequila day and night.   
      
   If you really want to know   
   Siri comes here a lot   
   She just loves to see the bitching by chance   
      
   "Gutter Snipe" is her favorite song   
   If you play it you might have a chance   
      
   On Monday's she's only sippin' white wine   
   She's friendly and fun lovin'   
   Most of the time   
      
   But don't ask her on a straight tequila Sunday night   
   She'll start thinkin' about mom, and she's ready to fight   
   Blames her broken heart on every troll in sight   
   On a straight tequila night   
      
   Here's a glass of chablis, some quarters and change   
   Maybe you can turn her nerd life around   
      
   Then she won't need the salt or the lime anymore   
   To shoot that old memory down   
   Just remember her brain's on the mend   
   So if you ever come back to see her again   
      
   Don't ask her on a straight tequila Sunday night   
   She'll start thinkin' about mom, and she's ready to fight   
   Blames her broken heart on every troll in sight   
   On a straight tequila night   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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