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   1.   
   How do you get 100 #TrumpBillies into a bucket?   
   With a blender.   
      
   2.   
   How do you get them out again?   
   With Doritos.   
      
   3.   
   What is funnier than a dead #TrumpBilly?   
   A dead #TrumpBilly in a clown costume.   
      
   4.   
   How do you stop a #TrumpBilly from crawling around in circles?   
   Nail it’s other hand to the floor   
      
   5.   
   What is the difference between a #TrumpBilly and a onion?   
   No one cries when you chop up the #TrumpBilly.   
      
   6.   
   How many #TrumpBillies does it take to paint a house?   
   Depends how hard you throw them.   
      
   7.   
   How do you make a dead #TrumpBilly float?   
   A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of #TrumpBilly.   
      
   8.   
   What do you call a dead #TrumpBilly pinned to your wall?   
   Art.   
      
   9.   
   What bounces up and down at 100mph?   
      
   A #TrumpBilly tied to the back of a truck.   
      
   10.   
   What is red and hangs around trees?   
   A #TrumpBilly hit by a snow blower.   
      
   11.   
   What is green and hangs around trees?   
   Same #TrumpBilly 3 weeks later.   
      
   12.   
   What is brown and gurgles?   
   A #TrumpBilly in a casserole.   
      
   13.   
   What do vegetarian ogres eat? Cabbage patch kids.   
      
   14.   
   What do you call a #TrumpBilly on a stick?   
   A Ke#TrumpBillie.   
      
   15.   
   What do you call a dead #TrumpBilly with no arms and no legs in the   
   middle of the ocean?   
   Fucked.   
      
   16.   
   What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?   
   A #TrumpBilly with a black eye!   
      
   17.   
   What is red and goes round and round?   
   A #TrumpBilly in a garbage disposal.   
      
   18.   
   What is blue and sits in the corner?   
   A #TrumpBilly in a baggie.   
      
   19.   
   What’s the difference between a #TrumpBilly and a pizza?   
   A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.   
      
   20.   
   What is black and sits in a corner?   
   A #TrumpBilly with it’s finger in a power socket.   
      
   21.   
   What is cold, blue and doesn’t move?   
   A #TrumpBilly in your freezer.   
      
   22.   
   What gets louder as it gets smaller?   
   A #TrumpBilly in a trash compactor.   
      
   23.   
   What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead #TrumpBillies?   
   One live one in the middle is eating its way out.   
      
   24.   
   What is the definition of revenge?   
   A #TrumpBilly with a dog in its mouth.   
      
   25.   
   What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?   
   A #TrumpBilly combing it’s hair with a potato peeler!   
      
   26.   
   What’s got four wheels, smokes and squeals?   
   A bus load of #TrumpBillies on fire.   
      
   27.   
   What do you call a #TrumpBilly on a pike?   
   A lollipop.   
      
   28.   
   What is pink, flies and squeals?   
   A #TrumpBilly fired from a catapult.   
   What do you call the #TrumpBilly when it lands?   
   Free pizza.   
      
   29.   
   What’s the difference between a #TrumpBilly and a bagel?   
   You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the #TrumpBilly in   
   the oven.   
      
   30.   
   What is more fun than throwing a #TrumpBilly off the cliff?   
   Catching it with a pitchfork.   
      
   31.   
   What’s the difference between a soccer ball and a #TrumpBilly?   
   I’ve never kicked a soccer ball over 50 yards.   
      
   32.   
   What do #TrumpBillies and baseballs have in common?   
   The neighbor gets angry when you throw them through their window.   
      
   33.   
   What’s the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of   
   #TrumpBilly guts?   
   You can’t gargle gravel.   
      
   34.   
   What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?   
   Twins in an acid bath.   
      
   35.   
   What’s the difference between a dead #TrumpBilly and a felt tip marker?   
   You don’t get second looks when you’re writing with a felt tip marker!   
      
   36.   
   What’s the difference between a dead #TrumpBilly and a peanut butter cup?   
   The dead #TrumpBilly won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.   
      
   37.   
   What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?   
   Your #TrumpBilly’s leg.   
      
   38.   
   What is grosser than ten dead #TrumpBillies nailed to a tree?   
   One dead #TrumpBilly nailed to ten trees.   
      
   39.   
   What is the worst part about killing a #TrumpBilly?   
   Getting blood on your clown suit.   
      
   40.   
   What’s the difference between 100 dead #TrumpBillies and a Ferrari?   
   I don’t keep a Ferrari in my garage.   
      
   41.   
   How many dead #TrumpBilly’s does it take to change a light bulb?   
   Depend on how good you are at stacking them.   
      
   42.   
   How many dead #TrumpBilly’s does it take to change a light bulb?   
   Couldn’t tell you. I have 50 in my basement, and the light is still out.   
      
   43.   
   How many dead #TrumpBilly’s does it take to change a light bulb?   
   Depends how high your ceiling is.   
      
   44.   
   What do #TrumpBillies and an Etch A Sketch have in common?   
   If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it goes away.   
      
   45.   
   What is the difference between a deer and a #TrumpBilly?   
   I don’t have a deer head mounted above my mantle.   
      
   46.   
   What screams as it goes round and round?   
   A #TrumpBilly on a spit roast.   
      
   47.   
   What do a dead #TrumpBilly’s head and a bottle cap have in common?   
   They come off easier if you twist them.   
      
   48.   
   Why did the dead #TrumpBilly cross the road?   
   Cuz it was stapled to the chicken.   
      
   49.   
   What’s the difference between a pile of dead #TrumpBillies and a pile of   
   sand?   
   You can’t move a pile of sand with a pitchfork.   
      
   50.   
   What is the difference between a dead #TrumpBilly and a granola bar?   
   About 500 calories.   
      
      
      
      
   What do you call 10,000 ThumpTurds at the bottom of the ocean ???   
      
   A good start.   
      
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