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   WORLD—We were warned. Only one day after Texas succumbed to neanderthal   
   thinking and reversed the mask mandate, experts reported an estimated 9   
   billion people around the world have already died as a direct result of   
   this foolish action.   
      
   "We estimate there are now negative 1.3 billion people alive," said one   
   expert solemnly. "We've never had a negative number like that before.   
   Shucks-- I'm not even alive anymore, come to think of it. Sad."   
      
   Scientists have followed the science very scientifically to determine this   
   catastrophic end to all human life on Earth immediately began after   
   Governor Greg Abbott called his press conference, announcing his plan to   
   literally murder everyone by not making them wear t-shirt fabric on their   
   faces.   
      
   "Too bad, humanity had a good run," said another expert, who is also dead   
   now. "That's what we get for electing Republicans. Hopefully, humanity   
   learned its lesson."   
      
   The expert, who was literally dead from the Texas mask mandate reversal,   
   then joined his friends at the local bar for some beers.   
      
   https://babylonbee.com/news/estimated-9-billion-already-dead-from-texas-   
   mask-mandate-reversal   
      
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